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The best day in my life is to know you and fall in love with you.

1. Jane Eyre-Do you think that I am poor, humble, short and unattractive, so I have no soul and no heart? You think wrong. My soul is as rich as you, and my heart is as rich as you. We stand at God's feet, and we are equal!

2. first intimate contact-if I have one day to live, then I want to be your girlfriend. Do I have another day to live? ..... no, so I'm sorry. I'm still your girlfriend in this life. If I pour out the whole bathtub, I can't pour out my love for you. Can the whole bathtub be emptied? ..... yes. So, yes. I love you …

3. "A Chinese Odyssey"-There was a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut your sword on my throat! Don't hesitate any longer. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

4. Meteor Garden-I like you! I like you! I like being so obsessed, and I feel puzzled. In my eyes, I only see you. Shancai, I know I'm annoyed, but I want you to know that as long as you run away, I will definitely chase you, no matter where you are. Even in hell, wherever you go, I will catch up with you. Shancai, I want you to know one thing, and that is-I want to book you!

5. Half-life-I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. No matter when and where, you know there will always be such a person.

6. "Ghost"-I am willing to give everything just to contact you again!

7. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon-I am willing to wander around you, be a wild ghost for seven days and follow you. Even if I fall into the darkest place ... my love will not make me a lonely soul forever.

8. "101proposal"-even if I won't change after 50 years, I will still love you as I do now!

9. Gone with the Wind-Rhett, I must have loved you all these years, but I don't know.

10. In the Mood for Love-If I had an extra ticket, would you go with me?

1 1. The Bridges of Madison County-You have been looking for me for a long time. Although nobody knew each other's existence before we met. Comments: After we met, no one can forget each other's love.

12. "Chongqing Forest"-You can give a person a tissue when he shouts (cries), but a room cries (cries) and you have to do a lot of things.

13. Love story-Jennifer: Love never regrets!

14. Star Wish-The furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but standing in front of you without saying "I love you".

15. The English Patient-Your breath is the sound of rain. Before I die, I long for the rain to fall on my face again.

16. Day and night-The best day in my life was the day when that happened, when I met Naoki.

18. Love-I am old. One day, in the lobby of a public place, a man came up to me. He introduced himself and said to me, I know you and I will always remember you. At that time, you were very young. Everyone says you are beautiful. Now, I'm here to tell you that for me, I think you are more beautiful than when I was young. I love your withered face more than your beautiful face.

Nine kinds of people you should stay away from in life

First, I won't say thank you.

In other words, people who say thank you to others, but never say thank you to you, or people who keep saying thank you, can clearly see that they don't know the true meaning of the word thank you at all, and take these two words as their mantra. Obviously, this is a person who doesn't treat you as an adult. They just use you to do this and that to satisfy their wishes, but they never express their real gratitude to you. Even if they don't say thank you, they just want to continue to use others. In fact, they are stealing time, like parasites. Stay away from them!

Second, people without credit.

A man who just said to call you for a while fell into the sea. I didn't do what I promised you, so I forgot. Or, I am lazy and busy today, so I will give it to a prevaricator. After a long time, they didn't keep their promises. Whether a person has credit or not is the basic quality of a person. There is something deeper here: honesty. Imagine, can you be friends with someone who didn't keep his promise on the phone? Can you be his husband and wife with peace of mind? You can see the leopard in the pipe. Look at the big picture from the small. He can't keep his promise even for small things, let alone big things. Don't tie your life with such a wayward person, it will break your heart. In the future, if you have gray hair or get married, it's too late to regret it.

Third, selfish people.

In fact, this is somewhat similar to the above two points. Selfishness is the kind of person who is only kind to himself and doesn't treat people other than himself as people. People with the above two characteristics are basically selfish people. There is only one bowl of rice left, and he has eaten it all, whether you are hungry or not. You worked hard to cook a table of dishes, and he left without you. Wait a minute. Such people treat you not as an adult, but as a slave. Servants are their whole life, but they only know how to take, just like worms in people's stomachs, they don't know how to pay. Can you stand this selfishness? I have always wondered why there are such people in the world. On second thought, if there are such people, there must be a market to accept them. That means that there are victims who can tolerate such people, and selfish people will have something special to attract people. For example, most beautiful women have bad temper, but some people value beauty! I can't help it I can only be mixed. You want this, you have to put up with that. The question is: think about it, can you stand it all your life?

Fourth, people who don't really love you.

It is better to find someone who loves you than to find someone who loves you. This is the view of many people. It is rare for you to love someone who loves you. Extremely difficult, most people can't stand the passage of time and finally find such a person. Can you treat him wholeheartedly? Treat the girl of your dreams? On the other hand, you found someone you love but don't love you. It's like finding a stone all your life. The stone is still hot after being covered for a long time. But love is not, it is a feeling, yes and no! Will you prove your greatness with your precious life? Compared with your precious life, what's so great about this greatness? You have wasted your most precious life. What's the use of being great? It's no use. Like a pile of shit.

5. refuse to make a promise, but don't let go.

Maybe I regard you as the last straw. Don't worry, as long as it is not the last step and the crisis of falling off the cliff immediately, he (she) will never choose you. Are you still intoxicated with their ambiguous feelings? Don't be ridiculous, people just regard you as the last choice. Or treat you as a confidant and just want to pour out my heart to you? Do you want to be a good couple for a hundred years? Why do you think that? Always treat you as my good friend! You will always be my reliable friend and can only be my good friend. When I am upset, depressed and my boyfriend and girlfriend are in conflict, that's when I need you. You must come at once. When it's all over, it's calm and clear, you have to get rid of it. You can't say it's easy to ask God to send God, but it puzzles me even more! That's absolutely impossible. Don't worry about the cost! Because we are good friends? Did I express anything special to you? When you are angry and ignore him (her), it is not long after. A phone call and a short message from him (her) rekindled your hope. Come on! Upper splint. You were born to pull the donkey's life Who told you that you were so unlucky to meet such a master of employing people, and the people who were used were very sweet? Gentle trap, knowing that you can't see tomorrow's sun, or dreaming like Ah Q and getting drunk like an addict. Don't get me wrong! Just ordinary friendship. Isn't that what good friends are like? Good friends? Please don't torture our difficult friend! Let them go. For some people, it's like a lion eating a lamb. They don't ask the lamb, Do you like being eaten by us? How do you like to be eaten? They won't ask you, do you love being used by me? Hehe, some people are born to take advantage and do whatever it takes. This is also the person we should stay away from.

6. People whose ideas are difficult to communicate.

Say it again: it is impossible for Jiao Da of Jia family to fall in love with Sister Lin. First of all, they are not in the same class. One is a petty bourgeoisie and the other is a part-time job. Let's talk about the ink in the belly first, regardless of the nature difference. Do you think these two people can communicate? I have a deep understanding: can a person who can only eat and drink and dress up beautifully communicate with a person who asks for mountains and rivers and empty valleys? Not out of touch, not high or low, everyone eats and goes to the toilet, just with such people, and children born in the future will also be educated by such parents. Can they become useful people to society? It's even useless, but it's good not to harm society.

Seven, people with very different living habits.

The rivers and mountains may change, but not one's essential nature I'm talking about two people really far apart. Being together like this is undoubtedly a kind of purgatory for both sides. It is better to stay away from such people from the beginning than to suffer together. We are not teachers, there is no need to spend a lot of energy to get rid of their habits. Let's go and find someone with similar habits!

Eight, people who are very different from themselves

People in this world, looking for the other half, what is the other half? Actually, I'm looking for another self. This self can be 99% similar to you, but it must be a little different in the end, at least the gender is different. Not a family, not a house. Once, I was shocked by a photo of a couple. How can they be like twins? The difference is that women's hair is longer. So-called: seeking common ground while reserving differences. Who can find someone exactly like himself? Sometimes it's annoying to look at yourself. Don't bother to find someone like yourself! But it can't be different. As mentioned above, people who are far away from everything they have, two people together, will mesh together like two new gears and cooperate tacitly. I'm afraid both of them are scarred, so it's better to start over and find a good gear. After running in, everyone has nothing to lose. Everyone's injuries are less. You see such people are more pleasing to the eye and more comfortable.

Nine, no sense of responsibility.

With such people, you can't see tomorrow, and you have a clear blueprint for the future. It's just wasting your precious youth day by day, or it may be because you are young and immature. External conditions don't allow it, but all this can't be an excuse to avoid responsibility. No one's life is smooth sailing, and we have been fighting against fate all our lives. It can be said that if you keep pressing the gourd, the gourd will get up again. Press the ladle and the gourd will get up again. External conditions cannot be perfect, and the world is changing. However, even after another 10 thousand years, it will not change into a beautiful fantasy in your mind. This world is not for you alone. Some things can't wait, but they must be done at the same time. You can't stop the world to adapt to your rhythm. I'll work on this first, and put that one aside in advance. Finish this thing and then do another thing. Then you may miss something forever. We don't know what you missed.

In life, there is always the possibility of random accidents anytime, anywhere. Because life is not a train running on a given track. It is unconstrained and capricious. Learn to improvise and deal with problems flexibly, instead of procrastinating blindly, missing the best opportunity, or spinning around in circles. Or abandon b for a, abandon a for b ... some miracles that can only occur once in a lifetime will appear one after another at the same time, sometimes even three or four at the same time. What would you do? Focus on one, miss the others, and never come to you again.

If you want to buy something, you must pay. If you want to enjoy your power, you must do your duty. The two are inseparable. When you enjoy it, you must bear your share of the responsibility. Men support their families and women have children. Women who don't want to get married and men who don't want children are all people who shirk their responsibilities. They only know pleasure, and these people should stay away.

I'm not afraid of the senior high school entrance examination, but I'm afraid of saying goodbye to that day.

1, go and meet the person you want to see, while the world is not so crowded.

I once gave you the warmest hug, but you gave me the saddest joke.

When you have the person you like, you will find the holiday very painful.

Time will dilute a person's memory, but it will never make people forget those memories.

5. If tears can hide sadness, how long will it take to be strong?

In fact, life is brought by pessimistic thoughts rather than unfortunate facts.

7. The previous vows were even worse than farting after breaking up, and they didn't even taste when they were released.

8. [I'm beginning to understand that it's not just scholars who are useless, but also deep feelings]

9. Crying hysterically in my heart touches every nerve in my heart.

10, the distance is just a space. As close as the heart is.

1 1. I'm not afraid of the senior high school entrance examination, but I'm afraid of saying goodbye to that day.

12, it's best not to mess with people who bleed for seven days a month!

13, in a word, how many people are lost and desperate.

14, in front of people who ignore love, the price is as heavy as Mount Tai; In front of people who cherish love, nothing!

15, graduation brings a carefree summer vacation and the possibility of never seeing each other again.

16, excessive forbearance will only turn inward and kill the soul #

17, a little promise is just sweet talk at that moment. In the end, this promise turned into a black and white photo.

18, how many of us live in cages all our lives, eager to watch others take risks, pursue dreams and enjoy freedom.

19, people who can go crazy with me must have a special relationship with me.

20. My hand is neither too big nor too small, but it can only hold you.

Know each other, know each other, love each other, make promises, and be together.

1. No matter how terrible the reality is, you must stubbornly believe that this is only a temporary darkness before dawn. We have such a misunderstanding about love, yes, it is a misunderstanding. We believe that if we fall in love with someone, we should give love without asking for anything, even if we have to suffer a lot for it. All public opinion tells us that this is loyalty and this is virtue.

2, love is a strange thing, always flickering, deep, growing in each other's hearts. The most familiar things are most likely to have strangeness. People close at hand are the hardest to understand. From a psychological point of view, the longer two people get along, the less interested they are in getting to know each other. So there is a blind spot of love. The farthest person in the world may be the closest person to you.

3. In love, there are no rules, no winning or losing, no right or wrong, no hero, no wise man and no genius ... In a long-term love, there will be two "fools" holding each other's hands and spending their lives foolishly.

4. No matter how good others are, they are others. No matter how miserable you are, you are yourself, your unique self. As long as you try to be yourself, life is enough. Beauty is always so short that we can't feel it. Like a person, lose it, just like losing a beloved item. Although you have regrets, your heart won't hurt too much. But if you love someone, if you lose it, you will leave a wound, and it will always hurt.

5, a beautiful love, the time to win the war, can withstand the fleeting time, can withstand parting, can withstand missing.

6. What we can't forget is the memory, but the continuation of life. What is missed is left in the distance.

7. No matter how disappointed you are with the opposite sex, you have no reason to be disappointed with love. Because love itself is hope, and it is always the hope of life. Love is your own quality, your own soul, your own situation and has nothing to do with others. Love is not a noun, but a verb, an eternal verb, endless.

8. If you are sad, please smile and let it go.

We must firmly believe that everything will turn out to be a good thing in the end. If not, it means it's not over.

10, the deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but that there is no expectation in my heart.

1 1, what matters is not how good he is, but how good he is to you.

12, people who can shoulder the responsibility, share joys and sorrows, and keep lonely are lovers for life. The hardest thing in the world is love, the hardest thing in the world is ruthlessness, the hardest thing to repay is human feelings, the hardest thing to break is feelings, the hardest thing in the world is friendship, the hardest thing in the world is affection, the hardest thing to find in the world is true feelings, the hardest thing to guess in the world is mood, and the hardest thing to repay in the world is kindness.

13, don't expect too much from life, life will be full of surprises. In the emotional world, there is no winning or losing. What wins is emotion, and what loses is emotion. Not all love needs a beginning, but a result. Love is simple and pure, without any material or interest relationship. Love is worship, love is sincere dedication and responsibility. Love never has a probation period. Love is love, not a bet, but going all out in every game. ...

14, the only one in the world, love yourself even if no one knows how to appreciate it.

15, two people are together because of love, because of kindness, but also because of family ties. So, don't always cling to love. Think about what you have left after the love. Accompanied by the last, is a lover, but also brothers and relatives.

16, believe in yourself and know that what is in your heart is stronger than any difficulty.

17, what others think of you has nothing to do with you. How you live has nothing to do with others.

18, what kind of person is the most ruthless? Those who seem to be kind to everyone are actually the most ruthless. What kind of attitude hurts the most? That kind of hot and cold attitude hurts the most.

19 In fact, everyone we meet has problems of one kind or another. They are tall but too fat, thin but too short, beautiful but smelly, handsome but inarticulate, rich but lustful, good-natured but melodramatic, good at cooking but bald, gentle but cowardly, considerate but stingy, bold but violent ... each has its own defects, and no one is perfect. The key is what you value most. If you are satisfied, you don't have to be perfect, otherwise you are doomed to die alone.

Whether doing things or loving others, stability should be much more important than explosiveness. Habit persistence is better than three days' enthusiasm, and eternal dullness is better than instant romance.

2 1, the perfect lover with you is not natural. Just because you fall in love at first sight doesn't mean you will get along well. Those who get along well are not necessarily loyal. The truly perfect lover actually depends on polishing. You change a little, he changes a little. Although everyone loses a little self, they can become a tacit couple. Being in love and getting along are two different things. Love is attraction, and getting along is to change each other.

22. Behind everything that goes with the flow is the effort that you want to change but can't change. Behind every free and easy, there is a disappointment. There was a struggle before letting go. Everyone has unspeakable secrets in his heart.

23. Softness is an unfair kindness, which makes others wronged themselves, but is regarded as a fool. Along the way, we have supported many heartless people with kindness. Life is short, and we just want to be nice to everyone around us. Maybe others think we are smart, but we are not stupid. We can play dumb, but don't feel really stupid, why poke it.

24, don't care about face, don't care about winning or losing, don't believe in commitment.

25. There are people working hard where you can't see them. Wherever you can see them, they will complain as much as you do. Only you believe that these are true, and finally only you continue to forge ahead.

I hope you can see me now. The wind and frost have not been eroded, the autumn rain has not been low, and the lush season has left me. I am elegant, not worried or afraid.

27. People who come from the dust can understand the bitterness behind laughter and know that humor is the best way to face an imperfect life.

28. If you experience too few setbacks, you will be troubled by trivial matters. The so-called troubles that keep you awake now may not be as big as you think.

29, the bond of marriage, not children, not money, but about the growth of the soul, in the most helpless and weak time, he (she) holds your chin up, straighten your spine, make you strong, accompany you, * * * a total fate. At that time, in addition to love, there was friendship between you, a tacit understanding of never leaving, and an unforgettable kindness.

30. I have met many people and heard many things before I know that everyone's life is full of holes. What you think is natural may be a huge challenge for others. Everyone's growth has a source, everyone is trying to develop in a good direction, and maintaining tolerance and understanding for others is also an opportunity for their own survival. I don't know if fate is fair, but I am sure that people have the ability to control their own lives.

3 1, many people put on airs when eating. I used to reply to a text message every second, and the slightest beep would rip my heart out, and my blood would boil with help. Later, I found that I was not only ungrateful, but also took it for granted. If it's not satisfactory, you will be ruthless and eventually become a stranger and be criticized. I slowly began to withdraw my blind enthusiasm. I didn't even give Yu Guang anything that had nothing to do with me. I protected myself more and cultivated myself, and then I was respected.

When we were young, we always had nothing to say at the beginning and were heartbroken at the end. When we grow up, we avoid childish injuries, but we also miss the courage to start. Our greatest fear is not to meet the right person at the wrong age, but to exhaust all our courage at the wrong age.

33. Most of the swearing words released by girlfriends when they are angry are false. But the boys basically believed it, and they were afraid. The demands made by girls in coquetry are basically true, and boys basically think it is a joke. This behavior is called looking for cigarettes.

34. Many people will ask, why does a woman attach so much importance to her work? I think: I work hard to stand by and watch the person I love. No matter he is rich or has nothing, I can open my hand and hug him frankly. I don't feel aloof if he is rich, and we won't be down and out if he is poor. This is the meaning of women's efforts. Life without a princess requires a queen's heart.

35. You have to force yourself to become better, because many bitches behind you are waiting to see your jokes and deeply live in a fickle world.

36. You used to care about many things, such as friends leaving for no reason, lovers' promises not being presented, others' superficial smoothness, and those who don't try to look luckier than you. Today, you realize that it is unnecessary to ask others, but it is true to be strict with yourself. I used to be very tired. Now, you often say: Never mind, I'll drink, you're free.

37. Knife wounds can be shown off, but emotional injuries are only suffering.

38. Missing is only a moment, but missing is a lifetime. The truth will hurt us for a while, and lies will hurt us for a lifetime. There is a kind of love that you love deeply but can't say, and there is a kind of love that you want to give up but can't. Slowly, you realize the taste of your love. Many things didn't feel bitter at the time, but you can see them clearly afterwards. It's funny that many things haven't been experienced, but it's funny when they have.

39, some words, suitable for rotten in the heart; Some pain, suitable for silent forgetting!

40. What is love? Love is the heartache when two people meet because of fate. It is yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn. Love is a word, seemingly simple, but actually difficult. Two people meet, know each other, know each other, love each other, stay together until they are white-haired and grow old together. Love comes like a gorgeous flower and leaves like a flower. If there is someone around you who will accompany you through thick and thin, please cherish it.