Math jokes (only four jokes are needed)

There is a hair salon near the school. Washing, shearing and blowing need 12 yuan, and washing and blowing need 10 yuan.

One day, a classmate came and asked, "Is the single cut 2 yuan?"

The boss turned green after hearing this: "Get out ..."

The child seems to be good at math.

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& gt& gt Math Joke 20 13-03-03

16:30

Wonderful mathematics

In today's lesson, you can use a Greek letter to indicate that there is α (alpha) β (beta) γ (gamma).

So I thought: α β golden protein milk powder, coupled with the strong radiation of gamma rays, the baby who ate this milk powder will become the Hulk Hulk.

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> > Math Joke 2013-01-10

Two o'clock direction

Mathematics major

Praise a hard-working math student, you can praise that there is nothing in his analysis that he has not proved;

Praise a math student for his aura and his good combination;

Praising a math student's insight can span his potential in number theory.

Call a math student a statistician.

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& gt& gt Mathematical Joke 20 12- 12-25

three?o'clock

My math grades in primary school are really the pinnacle of my life.

When I was in primary school, I liked math class. If the last class in the morning is math class.

And the teacher asked us to do his questions, and I was always the first to finish them for the teacher to check.

Then the teacher asked me to go home early. Now think about it.

My math grade in primary school is really the peak of my life …

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& gt& gt Mathematical Joke 2012-11-22

Eight p. m.

This guy is good at math.

Dinner is just a green vegetable, I said gloomily. Why just two dishes?

Then she silently pulled this dish into two plates and pushed it in front of me.

The teacher's procrastination is described by a mathematical term: absolute value!

Hope to adopt!