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What are the similar witticisms in this province?

1. Be diligent, be frugal and have fun, make an appointment and have peace of mind, save and deduct, be comfortable, save and save, and you will have money to buy delicious food.

2. Do you want to make a good impression? Do you want to set an example? Do you want to make a fortune? Then save your money and spend it on me.

3. Weaver does not wear makeup, and Cowherd uses a laundry list. The most diligent couple in the celestial world, the cowherd and the weaver girl should come first.

4. Give simple condolences to you who are working hard in the front line of picking up girls: industrious flower-picking bees, lead a drunken life among flowers, drink and sleep. The money you saved on girls is worth it!

6. Save a piece of paper, add more green, and drive for an extra day, the air will be happier, so remember to save more money, drive frequently and buy some paper.

8. My turn! I want to mobilize people all over the world to plant trees for the earth, buy less clothes and plant more trees, and spend money on planting trees.

9. When the end of the world comes, remember to save money to pay the rent and spend money on gifts for your girlfriend.