Super funny quotes are very classic?

If the love lasts for a long time, how long will it take to get married? What other classic funny quotes are there? The following are the ones I have carefully compiled for you. I hope you like them.

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1*** Don’t talk to me about life, you are not a person in life.

2*** I once passed by a person, sparks flew and almost moved bricks.

3*** It’s better not to meet each other. You will always be the same in my memory.

4*** I obviously like you, but I pretend to be insignificant and make fun of you and others.

5*** There is no need to flatter or please those who love you and will give you a hug.

6*** The school is not a funeral home, so why are you looking for a legacy list? What kind of filial piety clothes and trousers should you wear!

7*** What are best friends? They are good in front of others. A stab in the back. And then she still loves the same man as you.

8*** My daughter says it is her mother’s caring little cotton-padded jacket. My mother and I will wear a big cotton-padded jacket for you!

9*** Tomb-Sweeping Day is not here yet. , some people are not dead yet, but I want to visit their graves!

10*** Love is a disease, I caught up with it. You are my medicine. I'm addicted.

The latest super funny quotes

1*** People who don’t have enough blessings will often hear right and wrong; people who have enough blessings will never hear right and wrong.

2*** Life is like a dream, I always have insomnia, life is like a drama, I always laugh

3*** Why should I wear briefs, because it saves money and money cloth.

4*** Loving one person is very difficult, loving two people is fun, loving three people is annoying, loving four people is overturning, and loving five people is completely fun.

5*** There have been countless moments when I thought I couldn’t see the sun tomorrow because it was cloudy tomorrow.

6*** When other people talk to handsome guys, they call it hooking up, but I can only call it harassment.

7*** We don’t have anything to date on Valentine’s Day, and we have nothing to express our love to on April Fool’s Day, but it’s better to have something to worship on Qingming Festival.

8*** If I can’t make Teletubbies and Spongebob, I will make Computer Baby.

9*** I never curse. Because I have stronger hands-on skills

10*** If you were the unfathomable sea, I would be a drowning person who doesn’t know whether to live or die

11*** I still prefer mobile phones to people. , at least the mobile phone will tell you that the battery is low, but people always leave without saying a word.

12*** I am not as kind, pure, beautiful and unscheming as she is, right?

13*** The little monster that Aotu Man loves eloped with the salty superman next door. .

14*** Maybe the person you fell in love with when you were sixteen or seventeen years old is the person you love most in your life

15*** I finally found the road to success, but it was just a crossroads Under construction.

16*** It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland, why am I the one who is injured

17*** The yellow sky is above and the thick soil is the proof, I am willing to use it A pound of flesh on my body in exchange for good weather in China this year!

18*** After all, I am just a kid who is about to use the knowledge I learned in elementary school to meet the final exam of the second grade of junior high school

19*** Please take away my homework on Qingming Festival.

20*** Don’t call me an otaku, please call me a real man

Collection of classic and super funny quotes

1*** There are so many arrogants in the country, So many people are complaining

2*** When you speak ill of me, can you please stop adding more fuel and jealousy, thinking that it is a stir-fry

3*** The rebirth of a phoenix is ??Nirvana, and the rebirth of a pheasant is evil Dead.

4*** If there were regret medicine in the world, I would say: Boss, give me a box

5*** Today’s society is: a brain society, where money takes away people . You can be expensive or you can be free.

6*** Invigilator + geographical location + friendliness of classmates in the examination room + mobile phone traffic + mobile search speed = test score

7*** Qingming Festival is here ~ only hang up if not online Friends with avatars have money to spend~

8*** I want to know if you have ever been to my space to look through all my status

9*** Winter abuse A thousand times, I fell in love with the quilt like my first love

10*** I am not a puppet you use to kill loneliness.

11*** *** said that all relationships that are not for the purpose of marriage are just hooliganism.

12*** Don’t always call me a beast. Get to know me better and you will know that I am a ***.

13*** Opportunity is like a thief. When he comes, he makes no noise, but when he leaves, you suffer heavy losses.

14*** Some people say that the sky is the sea when turned upside down, and you can still see its boundlessness.

15*** Knowledge that will never be used in a lifetime determines a lifetime.

16*** I can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

17*** Want to stage a farce that is earth-shattering?

18*** Failure is success, his stepmother, even though he is so pitiful, she doesn’t even help him!

19*** I never boasted when I was a kid, so I don’t have to work hard?

20*** I already believe that I will never have to wait for some people, so I understand that in Why do you cry in dimly lit places

21*** Hey, your ugliness can bring out the beauty of the world.

22*** I originally thought you were decadent, but in fact you are scrapped.

23*** I don’t look at you, I’m afraid, because I saw the shit in your eyes yesterday

24*** You have quite a personality, " I’m not tall, but my personality is so bad.”

25*** If you treat me like a game, I will cheat and torture you to death. .

26*** I am working so hard now so that in the future, if my son or daughter slaps someone in school and the other person asks for 10,000 yuan, I can take out 20,000 yuan and say it is precious and then slap him again.

27*** My ideal that has never changed since I was a child is that everyone in the country should give me one dollar

28*** Teacher, Tomb-Sweeping Day is coming and I will watch it. Let’s do it!

29*** We didn’t talk about the couple’s online name and couple’s avatar.

30*** In other words, Chinese and foreign souls come at the same time?————I am me.