What's the joke when a scholar writes poetry?

One rainy day, a scholar wrote a poem in a hotel. He looked at the sky and said, "It snows, but it doesn't rain. When rain falls on the ground, it becomes water. It is more troublesome to turn into water. It's better to rain at the beginning. " The scholar thinks he is very powerful. Suddenly, a shepherd boy rode by on a cow and said, "Gee, I can write such a simple poem." The scholar said, "OK, you try." The shepherd boy wrote in the chanting poem: "Teacher Wang doesn't eat dung (dung) when he eats, but it becomes dung (dung) when he eats in his stomach." It is much more troublesome to become dung. It's better to eat dung at first.

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A scholar is drinking in a hotel, looking at the snow outside, feeling the whiteness and beauty of the snow outside, and starting a poem. He said, "Snow falls underground one after another, all of which are precious stones. Why doesn't it rain for three years? " Just speaking of this, before he said the last sentence, an old farmer came outside and received: "Put your mother's smelly fart", and the whole pub was laughing.

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Scholar, another name of Cai Mao, originally meant scholar, first appeared in Guan Zi Xiao Kuang. Since the Han Dynasty, it has become one of the subjects to recommend talents, and it is also a special name for school students. In modern times, it is also a metaphor for a knowledgeable person.

Scholar is also a subject of selecting officials in ancient China, and it is also a special title for school students.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty reformed the system of selecting officials, allowing local officials to inspect and recommend talents, which is called "Chaju". In the fourth year of Yuanfeng (former 107), Ming Gongqing and the states recommended a scholar every year, which means excellent talents. In the Eastern Han Dynasty, due to the taboo of Emperor Wu, it was renamed maocai.

Cao Wei of the Three Kingdoms was renamed a scholar after Chaju. In the Northern and Southern Dynasties, it was particularly important to recommend Jinshi. The imperial examination system began in the Sui Dynasty and set up the Jinshi Department.

This subject was set up in the early Tang Dynasty, and the first one was called Scholar. After the abolition of Scholar's Department, Scholar became the general name of ordinary scholar.

Song is a general term for scholars and candidates. In the Ming Dynasty, the method of recommendation was once adopted, and some scholars did.

During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, scholars were also called political, state and county students.

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