36 jokes about hiding private money

There is a news on the Internet: a house in Quanzhou, Fujian caught fire, and the owner Chen Mou refused to leave. He cried and said that tens of thousands of dollars were hidden on the ceiling of the bathroom, worth more than 200 thousand. Only after the police promised to find him as much as possible so that he would not affect the fire fighting work, would he be willing to evacuate.

Chen Mou's wife didn't know the existence of this 200,000 yuan. It turns out that this money is Chen Mou's private money.

As soon as the news came out, female colleagues were discussing why men hid private money. Some netizens commented that it is shameful for men to hide private money because they don't love their wives.

There is no necessary connection between men hiding private money and loving their wives. Men who don't hide private money don't necessarily love their wives, and men who hide private money don't necessarily love their wives.

1

On my friend Qin Yan's birthday, her husband Cheng Ming bought her a jade bracelet.

This bracelet was seen and tried on by Qin Yan and Cheng Ming when they were shopping. Wearing it on Qin Yan's hand, it smells like a lady. The salesman was full of praise. Qin Yan felt itchy in her heart, but she gave up after seeing the price.

At that time, Cheng Ming said nothing. Unexpectedly, a year later, he bought it back and gave it to Qin Yan as a birthday present.

Qin Yan gives Cheng Ming 1000 yuan pocket money every month. In addition to smoking for entertainment, there is no scratch, and sometimes you have to pay in advance. How could he have the money to buy Qin Yan a bracelet? Obviously, this is Cheng Ming's private money.

In fact, Qin Yan always knew that Cheng Ming had private money, including the place where he hid it. It was found in a cleaning.

Cheng Ming hid the money in the cupboard under the bed. Qin Yan hardly opens this cabinet. Because the mattress is heavy, you need to lift it before you can open this cabinet. Qin Yan couldn't lift it alone, so he abandoned the cabinet.

When Qin Yan's mother came to help Qin Yan clean, she opened the mattress and the cupboard. As a result, I saw hundreds of dollars in a cigarette case.

Qin Yan lied to her mother that she put it there, but she knew in her heart that it was Cheng Ming's private money. But Qin Yan didn't move the money.

She thinks it's no big deal that men have some private money. He gave himself all his salary, so it doesn't matter if he keeps such a little money for a rainy day.

All this money was earned by Cheng Ming taking private jobs after work, and most of these private jobs were known by Qin Yan. Cheng Ming did not deliberately hide from Qin Yan. When there are private affairs, Cheng Ming will work in the study at night and will not accompany Qin Yan to watch soap operas.

But Qin Yan never asked him how much money these private jobs could earn.

It's not that Cheng Ming doesn't love Qin Yan after hiding his private money. He used his private money to buy a bracelet for his wife and gave her a surprise, but it can be seen that Cheng Ming loves Qin Yan very much.

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Liu Mei has a bad relationship with her mother-in-law, almost to the point of silos. Because her mother-in-law didn't like Liu Meisheng's daughter, she not only didn't take care of Liu Mei's confinement, but also abused each other. Liu Mei suffered from depression, and the child will be fine at the age of one. But since then, Liu Mei has never seen her mother-in-law.

But Liu Mei never stopped her husband Wang Jun from visiting her mother-in-law. On holidays, Wang Jun will take her daughter to visit her mother. You can't go to see your mother empty-handed. You always buy what your mother likes.

The financial power at home is in Liu Mei's hands, and Wang Jun can only control his monthly pocket money, and the rest can't. I can only hide my private money to buy things for my mother.

In fact, some of these private funds are provided by Liu Mei. Liu Mei often deliberately gives Wang Jun more pocket money, but pretends not to know. Wang Jun saved up his money and used his occasional spare money to buy things for his mother on New Year's Day.

When Wang Jun sends something to his mother, he always says that it was bought by Liu Mei.

Although Liu Mei never asks questions, every time she goes to her mother-in-law's house, her daughter will come back and describe the situation in her grandmother's house with Liu Mei.

A few years later, her mother-in-law took the initiative to buy something for Liu Mei and apologized to Liu Mei. After a long time, the relationship between Liu Mei and her mother-in-law also eased. Liu Mei will take her husband and daughter to see her mother-in-law, and her mother-in-law will help Liu Mei when she has no time to take care of her children.

On the one hand, Wang Jun hid her private money to honor her mother, on the other hand, she hoped to ease the relationship between her daughter-in-law and her mother through her own efforts. This not only can't prove that Wang Jun doesn't love his daughter-in-law, but shows that Wang Jun loves his daughter-in-law.

He didn't want to make his daughter-in-law sad, so he used his private money to be filial to his mother. She doesn't want her daughter-in-law, who has been worried about her mother-in-law's bullying, to use her private money as a favor, and finally improve the relationship between the two and make the family harmonious.

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From the first day of marriage, Qian Fang handed the salary card to his daughter-in-law Ding Lan. Married for ten years, never more than 100 yuan. Colleagues sometimes fool him and want him to invite him to dinner, and he never lets go. Because of lack of money. He was called a "money pickpocket" by his colleagues and friends.

And he never hides private money. It is not that he doesn't want to, but that he can't. He has no other income except his salary. My wife's good friend is Qian Fang's immediate superior, so she knows every income of Qian Fang like the back of her hand.

Ding Lan's good friend once advised Ding Lan not to be so tight with men, because the rope was too tight and would break, let alone people.

But Ding Lan wouldn't listen. She thinks that men become bad when they have money. Never give more than a penny to the sender. Every month, people who give money should keep accounts and audit accounts at the end of the month. If the person who gave the money is found to have a surplus last month, he will pay less next month.

Ten years later, Qian Fang cheated. A lover is his first love. The two met again at the class reunion. At first, Qian Fang was loyal to his family and strongly resisted the pursuit of first love. But after a few meals with my first love, I wavered.

First love knows his situation and sympathizes with him. Every time I eat, it's my first love. Give me money. Parents will also sneak a few hundred dollars in.

Qian Fang is too self-absorbed to control the money he earns. He felt that he was too timid to live and finally crossed the line.

After it was revealed, Qian Fang would rather run away from home than divorce Ding Lan.

Ding Lan didn't understand why her marriage failed until she signed with Qian Fang in the Civil Affairs Bureau. Qian Fang told Ding Lan that he was too timid to hide his private money and had no dignity.

Qian Fang loved Ding Lan very much, so she gave her salary card to Ding Lan on her wedding day. However, Ding Lan didn't pay attention to the needs of the money side, which made the money side feel that they had lost their dignity in the marriage, which eventually led to the failure of the marriage.

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Whether a man hides private money or not is not necessarily related to whether he loves his wife or not.

Husband and wife can't tolerate each other hiding private money, which is actually a disrespect for each other. And mutual respect is a bottom line for couples to get along.

Dale Carnegie said that man needs balance, just as nature needs balance. People who don't respect others' feelings will only cause others' disgust and hatred in the end.

Without mutual respect between husband and wife, there will be no balance, and marriage will easily go wrong over time.

In marriage, men and women are equal. Family economic power can be in the hands of both men and women. Mainly depends on who is better at managing money.

People who can allocate family expenses reasonably, spend money on the cutting edge and manage money correctly can increase family idle funds and make them suitable for mastering economic power.

Family financial management should be based on the principles of openness, transparency and mutual respect.

The party who does not manage the family's finances also has the right to know the family's income and expenditure, and should also take the initiative to pay attention to it, and can't be a shopkeeper. Managers of family financial management can't conceal or conceal family income and expenditure, but should take the initiative to let the other half know the specific situation. The expenses are high, and the couple have to discuss the flowers.

In fact, if a family's finances are always open and transparent, and both husband and wife respect each other and can control the family's finances, then there will be no private money at all, and there will be many contradictions.