Little nun first couplet: alcoholic's wife and brother, nun's uncle! The second couplet is very classic. Do you accept it?

Couplets, also known as couplets or couplets, originated in five dynasties and ten countries and have a history of thousands of years. It pays attention to the neatness of antithesis, the harmony of level and the consistency of artistic conception. A good couplet can be compared to a masterpiece. Scholars of all ages have a special liking for couplets. In their leisure time, when playing, when friends get together, they borrow scenery to get right.

In the Ming Dynasty, there was a famous genius named Guangyi Xu, who was brilliant since he was a child. He was proficient in poetry and songs since he was a child, and he was called a "prodigy" in the local area. One day, Guangyi Xu fell asleep reading at his desk because he didn't have a rest for several days.

This is, my friend Tang Wanyang saw it and woke him up quickly, but he still slept in a daze, as if he had just woken up. Seeing himself trapped like this, Tang Wanyang shook his head and said helplessly.

The first part: it is difficult to read Confucius' books when the eyelids fall to the ground.

Guangyi Xu was half asleep when he heard someone chanting, but he didn't open his eyes, so he yawned and said to himself.

The second part: yawning and dreaming of Duke Zhou.

Tang Wanyang was very surprised. Guangyi Xu is still half asleep, and he is so absolute that he is a classic. It is amazing that Lianzhong used "Duke of Zhou" to refer to "Confucius".

Once upon a time, there was a little nun. Only a little nun lived, only 18 years old. She is so delicate and elegant that pilgrims all over the country call her Xiugu. However, the so-called image that people are afraid of famous pigs and strong women has reached the ears of the local county grandfather.

Grandpa in this county is really an old goat. As soon as he heard that Xiugu was beautiful, he found a matchmaker to propose marriage in buddhist nun and sent a lot of gold and silver silks and satins, but Xiugu was blown out on the spot, disturbing the peace of buddhist nun.

The county grandfather became angry from embarrassment when he saw Xiugu's behavior. He gave an order in court: "Xiugu is not allowed to talk and associate with men." From then on, the county magistrate looked at Xiugu's every move in three shifts, which made people stunned.

One day, Xiugu went out to fetch water and saw a drunk lying in front of buddhist nun. She quickly put down the bucket, helped the man into her bedroom, let him lie on the bed, gave him water to wash his face, and made tea to sober up. All these behaviors were seen by the chief executive of the county government, and she hurried back to report to her grandfather.

County grandfather listened to the report and immediately became jealous. The little nun dared to hide from a man and flew into a rage, ordering: "Quick, bring me Xiugu!" " After a while, Xiugu was taken to court by the magistrate. When she met the county grandfather, Xiugu put her hands together and asked, "What crime did my daughter commit and was taken to court? "

The county grandfather also pretended to be a little startled and said, "You still ask me? I want to ask you, who is that drunk? Put it in your room? Don't you know such an immoral crime? " After hearing the county grandfather's question, Xiugu looked calm and slowly read a couplet-

Part I: Drunken's wife, brother, nun and uncle

Part II: Nuns, Aunties and Alcoholic Wives

Hearing this, the county grandfather was shocked. He quickly counted the number of people in this alliance. It took him a long time to understand and ordered on the spot: "Let her go back and quit the court." Can you guess who this drunk is? In fact, he is a nun's father!