Who has a funny little joke? Want a lot ~ ~

5 school jokes, super cold, in no particular order:

1

The head teacher is an old man and has a very good relationship with us. He likes smoking at ordinary times, and smoking is forbidden in school, so he is always seen smoking at the school gate. Once in a Chinese class, I was learning a poem. There is a saying like this: "You hold Baota shan in your hand". The old monitor recited it to us with great feeling. When I read this sentence, it became like this: "You hold Hongtashan in your hand!" "

2

The head teacher scolded his classmates and then walked away. The classmate shouted at the back of the class teacher: "You dead old woman!" "The teacher in charge immediately turned back and cursed the classmates for not having a tutor.

Tone, the students' disregard made the class teacher more and more angry, and finally said, "You can either admit that you are not a man in front of the whole class!" " Or I'll call your father! "The students were afraid that dad would know, so they stayed for a long time.

Go to the podium and shout "I'm a fucking eunuch!" "

three

A boy sat in the last row of the exam and received an answer from a classmate. He was very excited and set off at once. He is preparing to copy it. I looked up and saw the invigilator coming towards him with a smile. Obviously, he has seen it. This is my friend.

Later, his behavior became a classic of our whole grade: he straightened up, looked directly at the teacher, then punched the answer sheet on his nose and threw a parabola-the garbage basket behind the entrance.

four

Once a male classmate farted, the girl was very angry, and then she asked him, "Did you fart?" At first, the man denied it, and then the woman said, "If you don't admit it, I will tell the whole class." Men get nervous and admit it. As a result, the woman said, "What are you going to do if it stinks so much?" Then the man began to take a deep breath and pulled his fart back into his stomach.

Humorous jokes

five

A buddy was lovelorn, so we went out for a drink with him. After drinking, everyone is ready to go. Of course, the guy was drunk and cried with tears on his face. We just want to pay for it ourselves and not let him buy it. The guy who took out all the money saw it and shouted, "I'll buy it." You are all my brothers. I am very happy today. Don't rob me. " Then he took out a stack from his coat pocket and began to count, one, two, three, which makes sense, but let's take a closer look.

What he took out was a pack of napkins.