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A joke without humor! A shorter one!

1, q: Your Majesty, do you still remember the summer by Daming Lake?

Reply: Yes, the price is very cheap, and netizens say that she is very skilled.

Challenge sticker: Who else can lick the tip of the nose with their tongue except me?

Reply: Well, my dog can.

The oppression of life makes me have no time to talk about difficulties. Only when I brush my teeth do I dare to foam boldly.

4, women chasing men, sandwich yarn. Men chase women, mezzanine mom.

5. The house price is too high. Whenever I think of this depressing situation, I have to watch the news broadcast for a week to overcome it.