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The old woman asked the old man to sell cows. Why?
Story:
In a cottage in the country, there lived an elderly couple. How pitiful their possessions are, but they always feel that it doesn't matter if they give up one or two things. For example, the only horse they have.
One day, the old woman said to the old man, "Today is market day in town. You can't go wrong when you go to town to sell some money with this horse or exchange something good."
So the old man rode his horse to the city for the fair. First he met a man holding a cow. "It will certainly produce the best milk!" The old man traded his horse for the cow. Walking further into the city, he met another man driving a sheep. He thought: A sheep may be more practical than a cow. Later, he traded the sheep for a big goose and the goose for a chicken. Finally, he traded the chicken for a bag of rotten apples.
In a hotel in the city, two rich Englishmen, when they learned how the old man changed a horse for a cow until he finally got a bag of rotten apples, said, "When you get home, take care of your wife and give you a good beating!" The old man said, "I will get a kiss, not a beating." My woman will say that the old man always does the right thing. " So the two Englishmen made a bet with a bucket of gold coins.
when they came to the old man's house, the old man told the old woman about it. Every time she hears an exchange, the old woman always says, "Thank God, this is really the best deal!" " Finally, when she heard that the old man had exchanged a chicken for a bag of rotten apples, she said happily, "Now I have to give you a kiss. Today, I borrowed coriander from the school teacher's wife. She not only refused to lend it to me, but also laughed that we were too poor to even have a bag of rotten apples. Now we have a bag of rotten apples. This is really funny! Old man, you always do things right. " In this way, they got a bucket of gold coins
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