What classic or well-known jokes do you know in your industry?

When you go to court for a lawsuit, don't ask a lawyer for trivial matters. Ask the judge directly and let the judge give you advice. Some lawyers in our country are just errands. In the detention center, now some lawyers are just running errands, and they are really not black lawyers. Part of the work that lawyers are doing now is the work of the police in the detention center. Send a message, a message, run an errand. A small number of lawyers are black and have no ethics at all. Let me give you an analogy. For example, a criminal suspect was sentenced to a year and a half by the court for theft. When the attorney came, he would say, Look at who I found and how much I spent to help you settle it. I only sentenced you to a year and a half. In fact, he didn't find a fart. Even if you don't hire a lawyer, he still sentenced so much, just to make you pay more. Many family members don't understand, so they fall for it. There are also lawyers who advise you to appeal after the verdict comes. Why? Because you appeal, he can continue to get legal fees.