Idiot, why are you so funny?

Laugh at the characters on campus. Comic hero, a student who came to study in a big city from a very remote mountain village (free food village). Very dull. Because I have never been to a big city, I often joke. Because stupid dad only knows "stupid" and "head", he is called a stupid head. My father has been thinking hard about the name for three months. )

Chinese name: mbth: Dai Tou Nationality: China Nationality: Han Nationality Date of birth: 199? August 8, 2008 Occupation: Student Sex: Male Constellation: Leo School: Goupao Middle School Class: Class 3, Grade 1 Favorite: Silver.

Birth-at the same time

One and a half years old-can climb

Three years old-can walk

Four years old-can ride a tricycle.

Five years old-susceptible to Alzheimer's disease

Seven years old-eleven years old in primary school-in a square on August 8.

Twelve years old-junior high school, he became the only scholar in the village (because everyone in the village is stupid or can't afford to go to school)

Age: 12

Blood type: O (legs are also O-shaped bowlegged)

Height: 139cm (the height of the fifth grade children is less than)

Weight: 36 kg (short stature)

Appearance characteristics: round and big dead fish eyes (pupil is two points), protruding ears, short hair (almost invisible, close to baldness), always hanging a snot, big mouth (no lips, only four front teeth can be seen on the surface), round head and brain, thin limbs, big and round ass (always showing half ass) and little hair (only one hair and nose hair add up).

Dimensions: 60cm, 60cm, 60cm (wood-like objects)

Hobbies: herding cattle, plowing, collecting or modifying thongs, and picking nostrils.

Idiot (6)

Expertise: Exhausting and defecating in various shapes.

Favorite colors: red and blue (you can see clothes and pants)

Clothing: Leopard shorts with red background and black spots, red thong (also worn when swimming), blue vest, slippers (red belt and white background).

Favorite food: Lamian Noodles, sweet potato.

People who like him: Xiaoyun (rarely seen)

Life goal: 1, there are endless fields. 2. There are endless cows. 3, can ask for a wife! (Preferably silver)

My greatest wish: 1, to marry Silver. 2, can have a flowing long hair.

Address: No.35, new york Road, Bai Chi Village (Tree House)

Pet: steamed stuffed bun (dog, surnamed Goubuli)

Mount: Yaoyao (Bull)

Good friends: Wang Cai (best friend), A Zi, Roudun (who lives in the next village and grew up with nerds), and Tangyuan. ...

The head teacher and the most annoying person: Liu Ren (nicknamed "Granny Liu")

The most common diseases: hemorrhoids, constipation, diarrhea, diarrhea.

Stupid: stupid. See above for information.

Silly dad: Silly, too. I have been tilling the land in the village for free. He is a very honest and simple farmer, and also a very rich farmer (even flying a plane to farm ... it is puzzling that his real name is actually Badai.

Stupid mother: very beautiful, noble and mysterious. Living abroad for a long time, according to gossip, she is the queen of a certain country! Real name: Jaffa. A comic book "Sales Contract" written by Liu (1 1) once introduced the real name Jaffa. Foreign women used to take their husbands' surnames after marriage, so it was called Jaffa. Stay).

Stupid grandpa: stupid. (All men in the nerd family are nerds ...) And it seems that the nerd's great-grandmother was pregnant with him for 60 years before giving birth to him. (with pictures)

Stupid grandma: unrestrained. She doesn't look like an old man at all, but more like a rock singer. Except for the wrinkles on her face, she can be seen as an old man anywhere. ...

Great-great-grandfather: ("Zhi" is the introduction on page 87 of Volume 7) Real name is Dada, birthday1September 9, 828. It is predicted that he will live to September 9, 2 18. Some are long-winded and some are old-fashioned.

Production license: xk18-1031242.

Hygiene license: (1828) sanitary fitting standard. 12KX-8742 [ 1]

Usage: 1 Sleeping with arms around helps solve the problem of insomnia. 2. You can get praise from the leader by preaching. 3. When you are bored, you can chat and relax. (This person is slightly deaf)