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How about the Beijing Benz C-class car?

Ten years ago, when the Mercedes-Benz drove less than one meter away from me, I looked out the window and saw a mysterious brown color, which was imprinted on my cramped face. The cold smell of the car made me feel like I was being judged, especially when I spotted my messy hair in the window. I have never seen such a long car, and it seems like it has been waiting for a century to be in such a miserable state. After the Mercedes-Benz drove away, I covered my hair and saw a native dog opposite me looking at me with the same astonished eyes. At that time, I heard the voice of judgment: You will never be able to afford this car in your lifetime!

However, since I was nailed to this brand when I was young, I always feel like I am bowing to Mercedes-Benz. Yeah, I can't afford this car in my life, so I can't look them in the eye on the street. When I see those cars that cost hundreds of thousands, I think, maybe one day I can buy this kind of car, and then I think, the people who buy this kind of car may also have the money to sell iron, so I suddenly A sense of sympathy developed for these car owners. I understand that life is not easy, and I also know the sadness behind the pretense. I often use Autohome’s self-service car selection to alleviate my desire for a car. One day, I ordered a Mercedes-Benz and suddenly felt a little dizzy. I regret so much that I ordered the Mercedes. At this moment, my faith of more than ten years collapsed, because I saw that there was still a 200,000 Mercedes-Benz! I can ignore that A-Class because it looks nothing like a Mercedes. I've seen them on the street, and they seem to be saying to other cars: I'm just here to make up the numbers. But this C-Class already has the prototype of a Mercedes-Benz. From the details to the frame, it is a genuine Mercedes-Benz, but its lowest price is less than 300,000! What is the concept of 300,000? Can I admire a Magotan and a Sagitar? WTF? I refuse to accept it! Although I can’t afford it, I’m still very close to the people who can afford it. Maybe I was still scolding them for being stupid, thinking that they were not as good as me in some aspects, but I didn’t expect that they were now riding on my head with a car worth 300,000 yuan! I felt bad and could only sigh alone. I don't have the right to ask manufacturers to recall all cars, but you can only deeply despise it.

Unless your Camry is an old car, the Camry owns several houses, so there are still such people in merchant families or demolished households, but if it is a new Camry with several houses, the probability is very small, almost impossible. possible. Someone asked about the joke, but it is actually not a joke, it is close to the real situation. Let's explain. Take Shanghai as an example. There are only a few situations for people who have several properties. They are demolished households due to industrial and early entrepreneurial struggles. Therefore, early struggles, let alone Camry and QQ, are possible. (Special categories are not within the scope of discussion. They are different in individual areas, but they will not be available everywhere.)

Newly relocated households have at least 30W of cash flow on hand, 30W for one household registration in their hometown, 50W in Shanghai, and award. It is not clear in other areas, but a family has at least three household registrations. So you have a lot of real estate and so much cash flow. Will you consider buying a new car with around 20W? Almost impossible. Get rich overnight but keep a low profile? On top of that, you won first prize and had a delicious meal.

Now, most of the people who strive for their own property (that is, do not rely on others) are businessmen or have a very high class level (those who earn 30,000 yuan a month do not count at all), so I will not buy a Camry, but buy more luxurious props to tell myself that I am strong.

It’s funny to see my comments and billions of relatives, classmates and friends.

There is a powerful figure in our village, the boss of a listed company, with assets of more than 10 billion. Others usually go to No. 11 when they go out, and they also break Santana, but do you think this is the end? Wrong, the garage is full of luxury cars. I only know Rolls-Royce and Maybach. My son drives a Bentley, I don't know about other cars. There are also several houses with land. Do you really think that people who can afford a Bentley and a car worth millions will save as much as you think? The joke is, rather than saving, you think 1,000 yuan may be equal to a dime in your eyes.

I'm going too far. I'm not mocking anyone by saying so much.

I just want to say: Why do people who are better than me, or even much better, really not be able to envy themselves and motivate themselves to work hard to achieve income or life, but instead rely on ridicule or even malicious speculation to comfort themselves and prove that they are not that bad?

The Mercedes-Benz C-Class is positioned as a low-end model among luxury car brands.

This kind of positioning can easily be caught by some people with a distorted mentality: if you buy mid- to low-end models of luxury car brands, you have to make a lot of money if you have no money, but you are bloated and fat!

Similarly distorted views include: Hahaha, you actually bought a domestically produced BMW.

People who hold this distorted view may be low-income people trying to express that although I can't afford a Mercedes-Benz, my values ??are higher than yours. It may also be that high-income people are too lazy to buy low-end models in order to express their sense of superiority because they have too much money than you.

But no matter which class you hold, this view is distorted. The undistorted view is: Which car to buy is your own preference and it is not my business. None of my business. Why should I evaluate?

A more emotional point of view is: Although it is none of my business what car you buy, and I am not interested in evaluating it, a compliment will make you happier, and I have nothing to lose. . . . Well, your car is well made, has great taste, and is a great car! This comment applies from Bentley to Geely.

I feel that as long as you have a car, you shouldn’t look down on xx cars. You drive Alto and you say you look down on people who drive C. Isn't this ironic? When there's a traffic jam, it's the same whether you drive a Koenigsegg or I drive a Wuling Hongguang. Can you fly there? I belong to three car clubs: friends are in them. I have never heard anyone say that they look down on the Mercedes-Benz C. I also own a C200 and it is very comfortable to drive. I know a lot of low-key friends. The s6 is replaced by an a6. I have a luxury car at home and ride the subway every day. I have a model 100d with a car badge, and there are people with R8 who go out and drive a Jeep Renegade every day. So don’t always look down on who drives what car. Look at yourself first. What others have is theirs, what you have is real. I don’t think we can take people with their cars. Zuckerberg flew away, and no one looked down upon him. A valuable person is not the car he drives and the beautiful girl sitting in it, but the fullness and satisfaction in his heart. The more people have nothing in their hearts, the more they will pay attention to superficial things. The more you look down on people you don't like, the more you feel empty and inferior. Of course, the valuable people I come into contact with are very rich and very low-key. Maybe you can't tell that he is a rich person from his appearance. Wear casually, Under Armor, Uniqlo, Nike, Adidas don’t have big H-belts. My classmate’s family has a lot of money, he has a villa with a swimming pool, he owns his own company, and he costs C200 to go out. I also know pretenders who rent a house in Beijing, buy second-hand Bentleys just to save face, and drink and brag about girls every day. So judging people by cars is really unreliable. Wake up, girls.

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