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Career and Love
I saw such a joke, which basically said that a father asked his son about his ideals, and the son said: money and beautiful women! Father slap him! The father asked again, and the son said: career and love! The father was overjoyed and praised: Son, you are awesome!
? Sometimes the way you speak is really important. The same meaning can be easily accepted by everyone if you express it in another word.
Money and beauty, career and love are eternal topics. Men conquer women by conquering the world, and women conquer the world by conquering men.
Career is the foundation and love is the superstructure. It is difficult to imagine that love without material support will last long.
Career, to put it bluntly, means having money. Talking about money may seem vulgar, but we live in this ruthless world and rely on human fireworks for a living. First we need firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea before we can play chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and wine. Talking about money is actually talking about rules. It seems very realistic, but it will make the relationship go further.
Money is not everything, but it is absolutely impossible without money. All relationships that do not talk about money are just hooligans. Sanmao once said: "If love cannot be implemented in small things such as dressing, eating, and counting money, it will not last long." Money is like an iron, which can iron out all the wrinkles in life.
If you meet someone who is willing to spend money for you, you must cherish this relationship. He is willing to spend money for you not because there is more money, but because in his heart, you are more important than money!
Money is indeed a touchstone for testing love.
If a woman talks about money with a man, she must not love the man; if a man does not talk about money with a woman, he must not love the woman.
True love is: a woman only wants to talk about love and not money with the man she loves, but a man is afraid that the woman he loves will not want his money.
Woman, do you have a man who only wants to talk about love and not money? Men, do you have a woman who is afraid that she won’t want your money? If so, that’s your true love!
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