A funny and cramped piece of copywriting

1. Failure is the mother of success. No one will always fail, just feel a little more maternal love.

2. Some people stay in bed because they have money, and they can sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal.

3. Why do people in China choose a good day to get married? Because there is no good life after marriage!

I bought a can of mimosa today. I'm not ashamed to go back. Go back and ask the boss. The boss said, "Maybe you bought this pot to lose face."

Don't check on Baidu if you feel sick. I want to make a will every time I check out.

6. I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late online. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.

7. Making money is as slow as a tortoise and spending money as fast as a rabbit.

Eight. Others fall in love by looks, routines and money. And I'm much simpler, just turning a blind eye to each other.

9. When you are alive, be laughed at first, then laugh at others, and then laugh.

It's a grave.

X once I weighed myself with an electronic voice counting device. When I stood on it, it said, "Please line up, one by one."

1 1. When I am sad, I open my wallet. There is nothing in it. It is balanced. At least I have a wallet, but there is nothing in it.

What is the pain that can be felt? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.

14. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one can dissuade them from entering a restaurant casually, and they will gain several pounds.

My friend got separated, so I asked him to describe his surroundings. He said he was shrouded in a cloud that looked like a hamburger.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

17. A man who warms only one woman is a warm man! A man who warms many women, it's a boiler!

18. Don't save money at the most beautiful age, or others will think you are ugly and poor.

19. Tang's appearance, Wukong's figure and Friar Sand's temper are all my ideal boyfriends.

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Don't retouch the picture endlessly. We all know how ugly you are in reality.

I can't lengthen the length of life, but I can expand the width of life. You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.

22. I always feel that I didn't play well after quarreling with others. I always feel that organizing the language and quarreling again will win me.

Twenty-three We used to be husband and wife, but now we are mobile phones. A mobile phone in hand, forever. The mobile phone is not in hand, and there is no soul.

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Before I was ten years old, I had a hard time, thinking nothing.

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After ten years old, you will get used to it.