A letter to diusim MM story.

It must be rude to call you that. After all, you are much older than me, but now it is popular in society to call you miss like this, and

I also found that if a man wants to please a woman, he must call her that, whether she is eighteen or fifty-eight.

I started reading the romance of the Three Kingdoms when I was eleven. I admired you very much at that time. I am a big fan of yours.

But I don't know your name yet, let alone the constellation or something. Chen Shou, an old man who wrote about the Three Kingdoms, said that Lu Bu was having an affair with Dong Zhuo's maid-in-waiting, and suggested that the maid-in-waiting was you. For this reason, I hit him with a brick angrily, and I can't take care of myself. In my memory, your name appeared in the mouth of a storyteller in Song and Yuan Dynasties, and later appeared in the pen of a dramatist in Yuan Dynasty. However, according to the Records of the Three Kingdoms, you were originally Lu Bu's wife. In the chaos of Zhao Linding and Jianyang, you were separated from your husband, so you entered Yun Yun's home and became a maid. Yun Yun didn't know you were from Lu Bu until he saw you set fire to Ye Xiang. So the rogue dedicated you to Dong Zhuo, and you agreed.

As a fan of yours, I can't accept this. Fortunately, Luo Guanzhong knows my heart. He hid your marriage and packaged it as a compassionate heroine. Even Wang Yun's stratagem was triggered by your sigh. So your image will be high immediately. Especially in the scene of "Feng Yi Ting", you performed wonderfully, playing Lu Bu and Dong Fei between skirts and applause, and finally made a great contribution. Today, among the heroes of the Three Kingdoms, you still hold high the Best Actress Award, which will last forever.

As for the life-and-death, Luo Guanzhong forgot to explain because he was drunk, so some paparazzi and other guys started picking up minks. They actually said that Zhang Fei's black goods captured you alive and gave it to Guan Yu to "make the bed and fold the quilt." This red-faced man can't compare with you, so he will chop you up in the name of the precedent of witches ruining the country and the people in Spring and Autumn Annals! This impotence is unknown from now on, which is cruel enough! What's more, a guy actually said that in the battle of Xiapi, you became an insider because of your lust for Cao Cao's sexy beard. After strangling your ex-husband, you went to Cao Cao's palace to spend your old age. It's sheer nonsense!

I am a fan of yours, so I understand your difficulty. You probably don't exist at all. Even if you did, you might be an ordinary woman, even a woman I can't accept. It pains me to think about this, but I would rather be more painful than worshipping a false idol made up by others. Because I know, it is those boring guys who make up lies and the boring worship of fans like me that drag you out of the beautiful wall, put on your robe and become the object of obscenity.

But there is nothing I can do, because I find that although the world has passed thousands of years from your time, some things have not improved, but have become dirtier. For example, the attitude towards facts and life is actually not as good as that of you at that time. At least he kept his promise, and Mi Fei beat gongs and drums to scold Cao. But now the whole world can't tell the difference between the upper and lower plates of kung fu when farting and burping. Sick and not sick will moan, as if they don't moan, so they won't gasp. Now you know what sincerity is, fool. This is a kind of underdeveloped melon.

For example, this letter I wrote to you, someone told me that if I wrote it in a stream of consciousness, full of jealousy and some nonsense that no one understood, it would be a mess.

I won't do it. That's a p.