Write a joke or two.

. 1. One night, there were three shrimps in the pond. Ha ha ha, a female ghost farted to death.

2. Once upon a time, there was a swordsman. He was cold, his heart was cold, his sword was cold, and finally he died of cold.

I think I should lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed a hundred milliliters of lard.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

5. The host announced at the literary evening: Please enjoy Xinjiang songs and dances and lift your skull! The whole audience was silent and creepy! ! !

6. Tigers don't send cats. You think I'm dying!

Seven. Once a ktv ordered a song, a mm shouted loudly: Give me a "Shuang Jie" with a stick every week.

8. Colleagues may be nervous when they meet customers. As soon as they opened their mouths, they said, "Hello, Mr. Liu. May I know your name? "

9. The power is out. My dad's mobile phone is still charging. He looked for something with a candle. I asked him what you were looking for. He said how to charge it. The green light disappeared.