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Today is a football match. What good paragraphs are posted in the circle of friends?

Today is a football match, suitable for the paragraphs posted in the circle of friends:

First, the symbol of temperature difference,

The four biggest players in the world are not to be taunted: Real Madrid abandoned the generals, rented broken cars, Atletico Madrid left the factory and the players that Wenger almost signed that year.

A temperature difference sign refers to a player that Wenger almost signed. After the players became famous or broke out, Arsenal indicated that they had intention or almost signed a contract, including stars such as Messi C Roibb.

Second, jingle.

He held 70 million in July and had no choice but to sell the captain in August.

In September, strongmen are already fighting, 10, aiming at five crowns.

Eleven can't catch up at first, but there is still hope for twelve.

All the main players were injured in January, and the February Cup collapsed.

In March, the devil's schedule was very difficult. In April, he did four things crazily.

May surpassed Tottenham Hotspur and finished the semi-final in June.

The whole team is happy to play the Champions League play-offs.

Wenger took a long breath and continued to sell the captain next year.

Third, jingle.

Young people don't work hard and grow up to go abroad.

When life is difficult, I go to Milan.

Open the door and join the great Juventus.

Registration in English is preferred in Li Ji.

If you want to be famous, leave and sign the gunman for the time being.

As strong as a tractor, Chelsea at once.

Hot-blooded youth, Manchester United.

As tall as Wu Da, welcome to Barcelona.

Nobles can't afford to be hurt, Real Madrid.

European runner-up cup, Bayern Munich.

The skill is really awesome, so I will play in La Liga.

The price is really high. Try the Great Western Tide.

As strong as an ox, the middle and lower reaches of the Premier League.

The little demon wants to train, and the French armor loves you.

Not tall or strong? The United States comes to travel.

Where is the salary high? I am the only one in the Super League.

Four gifted scholars in North London: Fan Ambition, Egoism, Loyalty.

Loyal to Fabray, indifferent to fame and fortune Nasri, dedicated to Van Persie until death do us part.

Fan ambition: When Van Persie left Arsenal, he said that the reason he left Arsenal was not because of money, but because he had an ambition to win and win the championship.

Selfishness: Nasri played a world-class midfield performance after Fabregas left the Gunners and became the core of Arsenal's new midfield, but it also attracted many strong teams, especially the Jinyuan chaebol. After Nasri moved to Manchester City with a weekly salary of 6.5438+0.8 million, gun fans were dissatisfied, so they took the homonym translated by Nasri in Chinese and called it "self-service".

In order to get higher honor, Alexander Song left the Gunners to join Barcelona and was nicknamed "Song Gongming".

Loyalty law: Fabregas is extremely loyal to professors and gunmen, which is called "loyalty law" for short.

Backward posting method: Fabregas paid for the transfer fee himself in order to join Barcelona, and finally returned to the home team as he wished. Because of this posting event, Fabregas got the title of "posting method".

A New Explanation of verb (abbreviation of verb) Idiom

Three times five divided by two: in the Premier League, the third place is directly below the fifth place. If the ranking falls, it will drop by two places directly;

Four men with guns: In the Premier League, except Arsenal, other teams temporarily occupy the fourth position;

Upset and down: the third place at the peak, but it is better to return to the familiar fourth place;

Forgetting three things: giving up the original third place at the end of the season and falling to the fourth place;

Four acquaintances: Everything is an old friend.