I want the most special joke! Short and easy to understand. Needless to say it’s funny, of course. You know what I mean!

Husband: What time is it now?

Wife:? Ten o’clock.

Husband:? Do you want to have sex?

Wife: It’s too early, no one else is sleeping!

Husband: Did I ask ten o’clock sharp?

Wife: Let’s get ready at eleven o’clock.

Husband: Damn it, I asked you if it was 1?0 o'clock sharp.

Wife: Damn it, it’s 1?1 o’clock on the sharp, you don’t fuck me all day? Are you unhappy?

Husband: I'm just asking, is it 1?0 o'clock exactly?

Wife: It's exactly 10 o'clock, right now! ! ! ! !