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Have you ever made those jokes because you didn't hear what others said clearly?

My buddy complained, "I knelt on the washboard all night yesterday!" " "I asked," what's the matter? Didn't you cook dinner for your wife? "Buddy:" Yes, but when my wife came back, I was playing computer. She asked me, honey, do you have anything to eat? "I said yes, in the pot. Then I was washed onto the washboard. " I want to know, "Why?" Buddy: "My wife bought a new dress, and she asked me' Is it cool'"?