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The circle of friends received the lovely copy of the official announcement and the humorous sentence of the marriage certificate in the circle of friends.

1. There is a rumor recently that I am married. I want to clarify that this is true.

2, send you three-point spring, three-point star, three-point year, leave one for yourself, turn into my long life, and I can accompany you every second.

3, love each other, peers, honor and disgrace.

I have a long story that I need to tell you all my life. Are you ready?

5, formal documents, legal cohabitation.

6. Someone made an appointment with me for one night, and someone asked me if the porridge was hot.

7, the peach is dying, burning its China. The girl is going to get married and be happy at her husband's house.

8. Except for 3=3, you are 3, I am 9, except for you, I am still you. 4 divided by 2=2, I am 4, you are 2, except you, I only have love. 1 divided by 0 or 0, I am 1, you are 0, I have nothing but you! Do you have any other choice besides me?

9. For the rest of your life, snow and snow will make you dull, poverty will make you soft, splendor will make you gentle, and your eyes will be yours.

10, I give you my whole soul, together with its quirks, small temper, and sudden enlightenment, 1800 bad habits. Really annoying, only one thing is good, that is, it loves you.

1 1, spring goes and summer comes, autumn harvests and winter storage, we have plenty of time.

12, from here, we got married and made a good couple. Red rope tied early, grow old together, the moon is full and people are round, which is the joy of Yan 'er.

13, mom said, people had better not miss two things: the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

14, the tree is there, the mountain is there, the land is there, the years are there, and I am there. How can you create a better world?

15, his/her name is xxx, and we are married.

16, married today. Let me tell you something.

17, once upon a time, the person in front of you was a sweetheart. The future Z, the sweetheart is a pillow person.

18, after meeting you, my great ambition and passion have turned into simple wishes. I want to go home with you at dusk and take pictures on the path.

19, to the world, you are one person; But to me, you are the world.

20. You said that no matter how busy you are, you will eventually be separated, so I will be with you for a lifetime. You said you knew yourself well, so I made this winter flower Xia Xue for you.

2 1. Some people say that marriage is the grave of love, so I can announce to the whole world that I am finally buried.

22. You are my deepest love.

23. Buying food for the rest of your life means you cook, you take the courier and you, you take out the garbage when you wash the dishes, you go through the sewer and you.

24. The stars shine, so that everyone can find their own star one day. I'm glad I found you.

25, the mountains and rivers are far and wide, and the fireworks on earth are all you, all of you.

I don't need much advice for the rest of my life. I listen to you/you listen to me.

I swear that I will be a free man in my life. Your appearance was a beautiful accident.

28. May the years be quiet and the world be stable.

29. Thank you for appearing in my life and accompanying me. Good morning, good afternoon, good night and sweet dreams.

30. Swimming in the sea and drying up the rocks means getting married first, and this agreement is hereby concluded.

3 1, floating for thousands of years, I love three. Day, month and clear. The day is morning, the month is late, and the Qing dynasty is morning and evening.

32. When you come into this world, you should look at the sun and walk down the street with your sweetheart.

33. I confirmed my eyes and met the right person.