Chinglish jokes

1.

When meeting with foreign guests, Jane Eyre's leaders demanded that the translator should translate strictly according to her meaning and not go out of shape. As soon as the foreign guests saw this lady, they immediately kowtowed to the western custom: "Miss X, you are very beautiful."

When translating, the leader is in high spirits and needs humility. Where? where? .

The translator did not dare to neglect her words, and translated it into English: "Where? Where? "

The foreign guest is stupefied, simply kiss up to the end: "everywhere, everywhere."

Translation:? You are beautiful everywhere. ?

Leaders are happier, but always be polite: It's not true. It's not true? .

The translator was quickly translated into English: "Don't look, don't look."

2.

An international student in the United States wants to take an international driver's license. Because I was so nervous during the exam, I saw the marking on the ground turn left.

He asked uneasily, Turn left?

The invigilator replied: Yes. So he immediately turned right?

3.

There are two questions in an English exam. The teacher asked the students to translate them into English:

1) I put on my coat, only to find that the first button fell off.

When he heard the telephone ring, he answered it.

The correct answer seems to be:

1) I put on my coat and found that the top button was missing.

He picked up the phone as soon as he heard it ring.

But a student's answer is:

1) Shit!

2) hello?

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