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Prove that you are poor in one sentence?
2. "I was hungry for several days. In the darkness, a piece of green sand was spread out in front of me, and a golden full moon hung in the deep blue sky. I thought: money doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. "
3. "I am probably a poor man."
4. "You stand, I'll buy two oranges. ...............................................................................................................................................................
5. "When I told others a dream, I saw my face in others' eyes, boasting all over my face."
6. "There is a small word' poor' engraved on the desk, like an unopened bud to remind me that it is time to return it, and like a small torch, it shines on my empty wallet. ......................................................................................................................
7. "I have no money, as always."
8. "I have been thinking recently: What is the meaning of people living?"
9. "Look at the north wind in the west, that's my three meals today. Fortunately, there is more dust today, which can fill your stomach. "
10, "I was probably short of money, so I had to take out the coins in my pocket."
1 1, "I can't sleep, but I still don't understand. Late at night, I looked at the two big characters on the ceiling, searching my eyes and looking vaguely. It turned out to be poor 13. "
12, "I am generally poor and have always disdained to discuss matter. Now it seems that matter can overwhelm faith. "
13, "I became shy in my pocket, which I didn't allow in the past. Generally speaking, the bottom line of people may be that there is no trough. "
14, "winter seems to come earlier this year than before. There are some yellow leaves hanging on my finger outside the window. Seeing that the Chinese New Year is coming, several bank cards can't make up enough money for a plane ticket. I am really poor. I remember that there were still 2 yuan in my pocket in previous years. It is inevitable that I will be relieved. After all, the instant noodles tonight have already landed. "
15, "I'm really down and out, and I can't make any money anyway. I frowned when I looked at the application on my mobile phone. This kind of sadness is unwarranted, and the bills that need to be paid are discharged from here to there. This garden should be returned, and so should JD.COM's white stripes. I have never been a material person, and now I am thinking about money, so I really have no money. "
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