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A pustule man went to town for the first time to see a doctor. I went early and hung up.

Hu Shicheng: "Yao Hao! Yao Hao! Yao Hao! "

Pumin didn't know he was calling him, so he didn't agree. When the nurse saw that no one agreed, she called No.2 in. After his wife came to pick him up, the corrupt officials were anxious and went to the wet nurse.

The nurse said, "What's your number?"

Pu Min said, "My name is Yi!"

"Why don't you promise?"

"When have you ever yelled at me?"

"The number is the number one."

What is a, what is a? Pumin got it. Just go in and see the doctor.

The doctor asked, "What's the matter with you?"

Pu Min replied: "It hurts."

The doctor didn't understand: "Does it hurt?"

Pu Min said, "It's a backache."

Slave doctor: "Back pain is back pain, how can it be pain?"

Pu Min said, "Your nurse said that one is a waist and the other is a waist."

The doctor smiled and wrote him a note, saying, "Go and have a stool check."

After cleaning up the pink clock, Park Min came back with shit in his mouth. "Doctor, I just managed to swallow it. I can't swallow shit! "

The doctor laughed and cried, and explained to the fester that it was "examination" rather than "swallowing"!

Pumin understood and went out with a urinal. Just after swallowing urine, I managed to squeeze Cai Yang out of the bottle this time. Just out of the toilet door, I bumped into a pregnant woman and spilled my urine. PuMin try so hard, said:

"What should I do?"

The pregnant woman said, "Don't waste it, I have it here!" " "I went to the toilet. I peed a bottle for Pumin. Pumin took it to test. After that, I went to see a doctor with a test sheet. The doctor is also a careless look on his face. He looks at the paper and says to them:

"Nothing, you are pregnant."

After listening, Pumin went home with the test paper. At home, I slapped my wife with both hands, and the slave said:

"I said I stubble on Pakistan, and you have to stubble on Pakistan, too. Look, I'm pregnant?

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This is funny enough! ! !