Hillbilly into town funny composition 400

Artu, a hillbilly, is tired of rural life and wants to visit big cities. Artu came to the city in a tattered tricycle. People in the city rolled their eyes at him when they saw his tattered appearance. Artu didn't know what this meant, thinking it was a courtesy to roll his eyes, and said happily, "Thank you for rolling your eyes." Then he gave you a dirty look. People around him laughed at his stupidity, but he didn't know what "stupidity" meant. He thought others were praising him and left smugly.

Artu came to Xuancheng, the commercial capital, and his eyes almost fell out. As soon as he went in, the cold wind blew in his face. He thought, "Mom, it was so cool when you went in. There must be something evil. I'll see what evil wind it is. " He got on the elevator. "The stairs will move by themselves? Someone must have been enchanted, and no one around you knows it. It must have been enchanted. " He muttered. After seeing Shangdu, Artu, a countryman, always felt that there was something evil here, so he told others. Others laughed at him and ridiculed him: "Hillbilly, I don't know this. I advise you to leave here as soon as possible. " Artu didn't understand what it meant to fuck off, so he asked, "Fuck off? I've only heard of eggs. Fuck off? Is it a new variety? " Others saw that he was so stupid and walked away.

It is said that Artu was always regarded as a laughing stock by others after he came to this city, but he didn't know it himself and thought it was a courtesy.

Artu came to a tall building and asked, this is a TV station. Artu was educated by his mother and hardly knew what a TV station was and what a TV was. He walked in, and an old man with a serious face stopped him: "Who are you? What are you doing here? " "My name is Atul. I'm just browsing. " Artu replied with a smirk. Before the old man could speak, a big official came up and said, "You're just in time. We have a screen called "Into the Country". Recently, we lack special guests. Come and have a try. " Artu agreed. Artu was very nervous when he arrived at the scene. Then a host said, "Don't be nervous. Wait a minute, you can answer whatever I ask. " The shooting started, and the host asked him how to make crops harvest and how much work farmers have to do in a day ... Artu was no longer nervous, and he answered familiar questions. This time, "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" was an unprecedented success, and Artu got a lot of money. Artu got the money and stupidly donated it to Hope Primary School. Others said he was stupid, but he laughed it off. He thinks stupidity is a good thing.

Artu went to a famous scenic spot after making great efforts in TV station.

Coincidentally, this place is shooting a large series-Xanadu. This shot needs a few country people to play a certain role. Because there are not many rural people in big cities, we have to let the city people take the place of action. But people in the city don't understand the countryside at all, so they turn the villagers into newcomers in the city. The director had to shout "time out". At this time, Artu smiled and said, "I am a real countryman." what can I do for you? We country people like to help others best. " As soon as the director saw Artu, he smiled and couldn't wait to teach Artu several prescribed moves, and then the intense shooting began. Artu first took a broken basket and pretended to be an elderly grandfather, trembling to pick the little red fruit on the tree. Then, a few little guys jumped up to grandpa (played by Artu), told him jokes and sang and danced for him. ...

After a play, Artu got some money. Unfortunately, on the way, his money was stolen by thieves. Others felt sorry for him, but he still smiled and said, "I don't want money anyway." If I have money, I have to think about it. How troublesome it is. It is much easier to give it to others. " Hillbilly is cheerful.