7 English humorous jokes

Joke is a language form processed by art, and it is an artistic language. Joke is an artistic method, which uses laughter as an artistic means to make literary works. The following are six English humorous jokes I compiled. Welcome to read!

English joke 1: Is he going to die?

A man was sitting in a bar, tears streaming down his face. A friend came in and asked him why he was so unhappy. The weeping man said, the doctor just told me that I will take these pills for the rest of my life.

His friend happily pointed out that many people have to take medicine every day in their lives. Of course, he replied, but he only gave me 10 yuan.

A man was sitting in a bar crying. A friend came in and asked him why he was so sad. The man cried and said, just now, the doctor asked me to take these drugs for life.

His friend easily pointed out that many people have to take medicine every day all their lives. Of course, the man replied, but he only gave me ten tablets.

English joke 2: Goldilocks and Farmers

There was a blonde who hated blonde jokes so much that she dyed her hair red. The joke stopped and she felt good. One Saturday afternoon, she went for a ride in the country. While riding, she noticed a flock of sheep, so she stopped to get them. n......。

A blonde is a disgusting yellow joke. She dyed her hair red. The joke stopped and she felt good. She hitchhiked in the country on Saturday afternoon. On this trip, she noticed a flock of sheep and stopped to feed them.

English joke 3: It's too late.

A medical student was asked to explain how much certain medicine he would give to his patients. He immediately replied, "Five."

A minute later, the student asked the professor, "May I correct my answer?" The professor looked at his watch and said, "It's too late. Your patient died thirty seconds ago. "

A medical student was asked to explain the dosage of medicine he gave to the patient. He immediately replied:? Five tablets. ?

A minute later, the student asked the professor, Can I correct my answer? The professor looked at his watch and said. It is too late. Your patient died 30 seconds ago. ?

English joke 4: fishing net

Ann, can you tell me what the fishing net is made of?

? Can you tell me what fishing nets are made of? Teacher An asked.

Many small holes are tied together with ropes. The little girl replied.

? Fishing nets are made by tying many small holes together with ropes. ? The little girl replied.

English joke 5: brain transplantation

The brain surgeon is about to have a brain transplant.

"You can choose two brains," he told the patient. "For 1000, you can have a psychologist's brain, or for 10000, you can have a politician's brain."

The patient was surprised at the huge difference in prices. "Is a politician's brain that good?" He asked.

The brain surgeon replied, "No, it? Not better, just never used. "

A surgeon is about to have a brain transplant.

? You can choose one of the two brains for you. ? The doctor told the patient that the brain of a psychologist is 1000 dollars, and the brain of a politician is 10000 dollars.

The patient was surprised at such a big difference between the two. Do politicians have better brains? He asked.

The doctor said: it's not better, it's unused. ?

English joke 6: the ugliest child

A woman got on a bus with her children. The driver said, "Ah, this is the ugliest baby I have ever seen."

A lady got on the bus with her child in her arms. The driver saw it and said, well, that is the ugliest child I have ever seen in my life. ?

The woman angrily walked to the back of the bus and sat down. She said to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me." The man said, "Go up and tell him. Go ahead, I'll help you hold your monkey. "

The lady went to the back of the car and sat down, feeling very angry. She said to the man next to her, The driver just humiliated me. ? The man responded:? Go up and scold him. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you. ?

English joke 7: I married your sister.

A woman's husband often comes home drunk, and she decides to help him get rid of this habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil's costume, hid behind a tree and intercepted him on his way home.

A woman found that her husband was always drunk when he came home, and she decided to cure him of this problem. One Halloween night, she put on a devil costume and hid behind a tree, ready to block her husband's way when he came home.

When her husband passed by, she jumped out and stood in front of him with her red horn, long tail and pitchfork.

When her husband approached, she jumped out from behind the tree and stood in front of him with a red horn on her head, a long tail dragging behind her and a steel fork in her hand.

"Who are you?" He asked.

? Who are you? The husband asked.

"I am the devil!" She responded.

? I am the devil! ? She replied.

"Well, come home with me," he said. "I married your sister!"

? Oh, why don't you come home with me? The husband said,? I married your sister! ?