A short story that makes jokes.

I am a neurotic person, and I often forget things and make jokes. My husband always says that I am the king of jokes ~ ~ ~

At that time, I had just graduated and went to work in an advertising company. Once a guest came and there was no boiled water. The boss asked me to cook in an electric cooker. I picked up the water and plugged it in. Almost an hour later, the boss asked, "Is the water boiling?" I just remembered why there was no heat when I opened the lid. I touched it with my hand, and when it got cold, I forgot to turn on the switch of the rice cooker? Dizzy ~ ~ ~

Next time, another guest came and there was no water. The boss said to me, "Go and boil some water, and burn it with a gas stove today." I brought a pot of water, turned on the gas and went to work. After a long time, the boss asked, "Is the water boiled?" I just remembered and ran to the kitchen. Water was rushing out of the lid and onto the stove, making a squeaking sound, which scared me to turn off the gas stove at once.

The boss's face is black. Why are you so careless? I am speechless.

Next time, he asked me to boil water, but he looked at his watch and asked me to have a look at it, because his leg was injured and he couldn't walk.

There is a man in the company who always likes to drink water from my cup. I put the cup in the rice cooker and forgot. When I remembered, there was not a drop of water in it. The cup is not broken, but it is full of cracks. I picked it up and poured a glass of water, but it all broke with a beep ~ ~ ~