Cat and dog joke ~

1, colleagues take cats and dogs to the office to play. Another colleague wanted to stir up trouble and let the cat fight with the dog to watch the fun, so he hit the cat and said a classic sentence: "The dog did it."

2. One day, the dog was very sad and chatted with the cat: "Archaeologists found many prehistoric bones in the master's garden!"

Cat: "This is a new discovery! Why are you so sad? "

The dog cried and said, "I've been hugging for a long time!" " "

Mr Zhu keeps a dog and a cat in the yard. The dog never watches the door, but likes to catch mice. The cat never catches old mice, but it barks when strangers come.

? One day, a sparrow passed by, noticed the unusual behavior of cats and dogs, and asked, "Why did you do this?" Don't you think it's very? Is that weird? "

? The dog and the cat said in unison, "You are so corny. Don't you know that job-hopping is popular now? "

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