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What's it like to have a funny boyfriend?

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Watching movies with Mr. Simi, watching him suddenly said to me, "You have changed a lot since the first day I met you."

I was startled. "Tell me, what's the difference?"

He smiled and touched my head. "Become ridiculous."

I thought about it, it seems so. I used to be quiet and didn't like to laugh very much, especially when taking pictures. I felt stiff when I took pictures, but I stopped laughing.

Now I have been with Mr. Simi for a long time, and my painting style has been completely taken away. When we are together, we always laugh and take photos of various expressions. Sometimes we laugh at his face inexplicably, and we can't tell why.

I still remember the first date, he talked all the way, and I laughed from ear to ear at many funny jokes or embarrassing things. There is no such thing as embarrassment, no such thing as being at a loss, everything is so natural, as if it were an old friend who has known each other for a long time.

I have read a sentence, "life is long, you should be with interesting people." There are many interesting definitions, which are humorous, well-informed, strange and varied, but people can't help but want to get close.

Later, I thought Mr Simi was also an interesting person. He showed me another way of life and brought me a lot of fun. In front of him, I am my true self, and I don't need to be deliberate or take care of a lot. I'm just myself. I'm happy.

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At the end of last semester, I was struggling to prepare for the exam. I had to read a thick economic law, and the teacher seemed to draw the key points without drawing them. I fell asleep watching in the dormitory, and then woke up and watched again. I'm depressed. It's all words and concepts I don't like this kind of books, and I can't remember so many technical terms when I'm spinning around.

Teacher Simi's final exams are all professional computer software, and there is no need to read books at all. And their professional exams are all early. Their final exam is over, and the whole dormitory is playing cards crazily.

I really can't stand it. Mr. Iosimi went out for a walk, walked on the road, complained piteously to him, and finally said, "I want to drink mango juice." He smiled. "Come on, I'll take you there."

There are not many people in the beverage store, so it is estimated that many people are preparing for the exam in the dormitory and have lost their usual excitement. We ordered a drink and sat down. I was tired of drinking mango juice and didn't want to play with my mobile phone, so I kept looking at Mr. Simi and wanted him to chat with me.

Who knows that he plays mobile games while drinking milk tea, but ignores my eyes. I took a sip of my drink and looked at him. Alas, I am so bored that I can't help asking, "Is it fun?" Mr Simi didn't look up. It's okay. It is so boring. I'm stirring mango juice, and I can't think of a topic to talk about at the moment. I'm sulking, reading is boring, and I want you to accompany me. As a result, you only play games, and the more you think about it, the more unhappy you are, so you pick up mango juice and go out.

Along the way, Mr Simi wouldn't let him, so he walked glumly. Then he said something that made me unhappy, and I stared at him. "You came to be angry with me tonight, didn't you?" He realized that I was angry and began to make me laugh.

Mr. Simi told a lot of jokes. I laughed so hard that my stomach ached. I said to him fiercely, "Don't talk again. Quiet. "

I was so tired from laughing that I squatted on the ground, and Mr. Simi also squatted down. He said indignantly, "You are angry, I am making you laugh." I was speechless, and he gave me a gentle hug.

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During the holiday, Mr Simi said he would take me to see the night scene, so he strolled all the way to the river. I didn't want to go any further, so I sat down by the river. On the other side of the river, brightly lit, shadowy and beautiful.

I suddenly remembered a joke I saw today. Most of the time, he tells me jokes. This time, I want to tell a joke to make Mr Simi laugh.

I turned my head and said to him seriously, "Mr. Simi, I'll tell you a joke." He nodded happily.

"This is a joke told by Joker Xue that I saw on TV today. Very funny. "

"Well, you say it, I'm listening."

"A young man got on the bus, an old woman got on the bus, and then ... hahahaha."

Mr. Simi looked at me speechless. When I finished laughing, I laughed for a long time, calmed down and said, "Then, then there was no room in the car, and the old lady just ... hahahaha."

Mr Simi didn't expect more news. "This joke is really funny." He looked at me and smiled. "I think people who tell jokes are funnier."

I complained that Mr. Simi couldn't go on because I saw you, so I wanted to laugh. He looked innocent, and I secretly smiled. The ending was intermittent. I don't know if Mr. Simi understood it, but I laughed myself anyway.

04

I haven't seen Mr Simi for some time. In the evening, I gloomily sent him a WeChat saying, "I miss you."

One minute passed, two minutes passed, and the screen did not move. I'm a little lost. I was just chatting, but now I won't return my calls. I am unhappy. Everyone misses someone, has the same thoughts, and is eager to be known and to get a response.

After a while, I received a photo of Mr Simi, in which he made a funny expression. The moment I saw the photo, I smiled.

Somehow, Mr Simi doesn't like taking pictures, but he took two pictures in two minutes to comfort me and make me happy.

You know my missing, and you know how to resolve my missing. Without sweet words, a small move, a photo and an expression made me feel your response.

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Every time I encounter something depressed, I miss Mr. Simi very much. He will give me a hug. The next second, an unexpected sentence will make my mouth rise, and the bad mood will gradually dissipate.

Every time I really want to eat spicy food, I drag Miss Simi to eat spicy food. Mr Simi can't eat spicy food, only spicy food. He looked at the red mala Tang in front of me and couldn't help taking a bite, and then he couldn't stand it. He looked at me with a monster expression, and I laughed. Eating is more fun with you around.

There is a funny boyfriend, and there is a lot of fun in life. He has different reasons to laugh and explore different happiness every day.

Dear Mr. Simi, I am heading in your direction, approaching the funny line.