What dialect paragraphs are there in Tianjin dialect?

1. A big brother in Tianjin learned English. On the first day, he remembered how much he could say when asking the price. I bought food in the market the next day, thinking about showing off, I asked: Is it delicious? The vegetable seller is stupefied! I thought it was wrong, so I asked: Is it delicious? After thinking about it, no, ask: Is it delicious?

2. Train Funeral (2) A woman and a wife are sitting together. The silly woman wanted to fart, but she couldn't hold back (four tones) and pretended to clean the window with her hands. Sun (four tones) rubbed her coarse voice (softly) and let off a few farts. Fourth, the wife sitting next to her said, "The sound is OK, but what about the smell?"

3. Catch the bus test in the morning (one sound) and wait for four (two sounds) at Zantai. The steam test (1) was chiseled (1). The son shouted at the back: "Master, wait for me! Sifu, wait for me! " The company broke up (twice) (three times equally stupid) and stuck its head out of the window (once) and shouted from my side (four times): "Wukong, you'd better fight (four times)."

4. Suo (said), a drunken young man went to the street to type a book (car) and stopped the police book (car). The police opened the door and asked, "What are you doing?" The drunken youth replied: "Ga (dry), hit a book (car)!" Did the police point to the sign "Your mother printed (recognized) the word" 1 10 "on the book (car)? The young man replied: "Seal (recognize)!" The policeman asked, "Do you mean to know the way?" Answer "machine-(know) the way" and ask "what do you mean?" The drunken youth replied, "isn't it 1 to borrow (this) 1 kilometer?"

A young man dated four times (twice) in the park. This bitch wants to fart all her life. She had an idea: Woman: Have you ever heard the cuckoo call? M: My sister likes it. Woman: I'll give you a silence (two sounds), cloth (fart sound)-valley (mouth sound) Woman: Did you hear the rough (three tones)? Man: I didn't hear you clearly because of the loud fart.