Translate these jokes into classical Chinese.

One day, when the teacher was giving a lecture, I saw two students sleeping at their desks. One was a good student and the other was a poor student. The teacher instructed the poor students and said, "You are so poor that you are sleepy after reading a book. If you see it, you will feel sleepy when you see a book. "

One day, Ming came home crying. His father asked, "Why are you crying?" Ming Ming said that in history class today, the teacher asked China where Eight-Nation Alliance came from, and I replied, "It's not for me." . The teacher then scolded me. Ming's father called his teacher: "Teacher, don't blame Ming. Although there is a joke in Ming, I dare to protect it. Eight-Nation Alliance really didn't take it for the children. " Teacher ...