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What are the techniques for chatting about love?
Love chatting skills, common earthy love words, are as follows:
1. Don’t you feel tired? You have been running around in my world for several times
2. Do you know the difference between Tang Seng and me? Tang Seng learned the scriptures and I will marry you
3. Thousands of flowers bloom on the east wind night, and I I want to live in your home
4. I want to ask for a way to your heart
5. Mo Wenwei’s cloudy days, Stefanie Sun’s rainy days, and Jay Chou’s sunny days are all inferior to you and I chat.
6. I made a cut on my hand, so you can make a cut too, so that we are a couple
7. Your smile has no wine, but I am as drunk as a dog.
8. You are instant noodles and I am boiled water. I will soak you in this life
9. No matter how much the firecrackers go off on New Year’s Eve night, I still don’t think as much as I miss you
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10. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? "One lives in the cave, and the other lives in my heart."
11. Can you play the guitar? Why does it pluck my heartstrings?
12. What do you say in your native dialect that I like you?
13. You are so busy, when will you have time to marry me?
14. You are such a person! I have nothing to talk about except love. 15. Do you smell the burning smell in the air? That’s when my heart is burning for you.
16. Do you know why I am afraid of you? ""I don't know" "Because I am afraid of my wife.
17. Do you know what I like to drink?
18. Now that you have messed up my heart, when are you going to mess up my bed?
19. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars light up the night, and you? Lights up my heart
20. Can you stop talking? ""I didn't." "Then why is your voice filling my head?
21. You. Your mouth is so beautiful, perfect for saying I love you.
22. I think you are too stupid to whistle. Do you want me to teach you mouth-to-mouth?
23 , I will be the best, and I will hug you...
24. I used to call myself half a poet. Seeing the mountains is full of deep feelings, seeing the sea is full of passion, and seeing flowers is full of enthusiasm. There is a story, the sea of ??clouds, the tide of the river, the singing of insects and the singing of birds all contain hidden feelings. Only when I see you, the mountains and rivers are silent, the sea is quiet, the sea of ??clouds no longer surges, the tide of the river no longer surges, the flowers
The birds, fish and insects were frozen by light and dust, and the world was silent, except for you.
25. I used to like eating meat, but today I decided to become a vegetarian because of you. It’s my cup of tea.
26. There is no end to the suffering, but it’s me who will come back.
27. Do you have a lighter? No, how did you ignite my heart?
28. I wish I could meet you.
29. What do you belong to? I am a dragon, no, you belong to me.
30. Oops, it’s a heart-pounding feeling.
31. My bed is neither big nor small, just right for you.
32. You. Don’t cherish me now, I tell you, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.
33. I am nine and you are three, except for you.
34. , Do you smell anything? No, why is the air sweet when you come out? 35. Guess where my heart is? The left is wrong, on your side.
36. I found that you are a little strange today, and you are very good-looking.
37. If you are not afraid of trouble, could you please like me?
38. I have a 900 million project that I want to talk to you about alone.
39. Do you know why I catch a cold? Because I can’t resist when I see you, I love you.
40. Do you want to try my strawberry-flavored lipstick?
41. When I met you, God said four words in my ear: "There is no escape."
42. I don’t miss you at all. I’ll think about you again at half past one.
43. Think of me more when you are bored and don’t waste time, you know?
44. Stay with me in this life. If it doesn’t work, I will wait. If it doesn’t work, I will think of other ways.
45. You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three-quarters of me.
46. Why do you want to harm me? What's harming you? Make me like you so much.
47. Mok Wenwei’s cloudy day, Stefanie Sun’s rainy day, and Jay Chou’s sunny day are all inferior to you and me chatting.
48. There is something on your face. What is it? Kinda pretty.
49. Guess what uniform I like, I will be uniformed by you.
50. I think you are like a game, Minecraft.
51. Was there an earthquake just now? No, then why was my heart shocked when I saw you.
52. Go to bed early in the future. Why? Currently I cannot afford to raise a national treasure.
53. My hand was cut, and you make a cut too, so we are a couple.
54. I want to go get something. Just wait a moment. I’m coming to marry you.
55. I suspect that you are essentially a book. Otherwise, why would you make me want to sleep more and more as I read it?
56. Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate.
57. There are rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that it is not a rumor.
58. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me in my 70s.
59. I discovered that I liked you very much yesterday, and I also like you very much today, and I have a feeling that I will like you very much every day.
60. No matter how many firecrackers go off on the night of the 30th, I still don’t think so much about you.
61. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, you are in my heart
62. This is the back of my hand, this is the instep of my foot, you are my baby.
63. Do you know what phosphorus pentoxide looks like before it is oxidized? What does it look like? Pentaphosphorus.
64. This is a suit, this is a camouflage uniform, you are my little happiness.
65. Can you not take a shower today? Why? Because eating dirty buns is popular recently.
66. I still like you, just like when I was a kid eating spicy strips without looking at the date.
67. I am in good health and can carry rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can’t bear to miss you.
68. This is a bow and arrow, this is a rocket, you are my sweetmeat.
69. I have been playing League of Legends for 6 years, and then I discovered that you are my hero.
70. You are my rose, you are my flower, and the love words of the little bird are only for you.
71. The pig hit the tree, and you hit my heart.
72. This is the ticket, this is the invoice, you are my most lovely female ticket.
73. This is the palm of my hand, this is the pen refill, you are my little sweetheart.
74. Who will feel pain if the stone and your head collide? Of course I have a headache, no, my heart aches.
75. This is jelly, this is the tree hole, you are my heartbeat.
76. Did you smell anything burning? That was my heart burning.
77. I spent the first half of my life wandering around, and the second half of my life I made soup for you.
78. Don’t let me see you, otherwise I will like you once I see you.
79. Do you know who you look like? Who? My woman.
80. What time is it now? 12 o'clock, no, is the starting point of our happiness.
81. I was born and lived in the south, and fell into your hands. I have finally been to a different place.
82. Can you do me a favor? What are you busy with? Help me fall in love with you quickly.
83. You are a cute boy, and I am cute.
84. Can you be more careful when you walk in the future? It all hits my heart.
85. I may not feel sorry for others, but you are not others, you are mine.
86. Are you blind? Hit me in the heart.
87. I’ll give you a slap next time we meet. Why? Because of you, it looks good.
88. I want to take a look at your destiny book in your next life and see which family you will marry in your next life. I will reincarnate into that family.
89. I’m tired of being a cute girl, and I kind of want to be your wife.
90. I want to say some beautiful words to coax you, but after thinking about it, you are the most beautiful one.
91. Guess what uniform I like?” /p>
93. Do you like me?" Find the repeated words in this sentence
94. What is the note you gave me? "One line." "Why?" "Because you do what you do and love what you do
95. You are like a person, my woman
96. I have wrapped your lipstick, but remember to return a little bit to me every day.
97. Didn’t your mother teach you what courtesy is? I like you and you must marry me
98. I am sure of everything I do, all I need is a kiss from you
99. If one day you are trapped in a red house, There are no windows or doors there, don’t be afraid, it’s in my heart.
100. To be honest, you are not even half-kind to me, but it just so happens that this feeling grows like a weed.
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