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1. In biology class, the teacher asked: "What is the difference between a frog and a toad?" Zhang San replied: "The frog is a conservative, sitting in a well and looking at the sky; while the toad is a reformist, wanting to eat swan meat

2. Teacher: "Please convert the sentence 'The horse ran away' into a question. Xiao Ming: "Can the horse run?" "Teacher: "Correct, very good! Now convert that into an imperative! "Xiao Ming: "Drive

3. The geography teacher asked Tom: "Why didn't you complete the world map drawing assignment?" Tom lowered his head and replied: "I'm afraid that the map I drew will change the world!

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4. Primary school students make sentences

Topic: Genius

The child writes: I only take a bath every three days.

< p>Teacher's comment: You have to wash it every day to be clean~~

5. Question: One...Poop...

The child wrote: As soon as I walked out, there was a convenience store opposite.

There is another one who is even blinder...

The child wrote: My brother pooped as soon as he finished eating.

Teacher’s comment: Don’t make random sentences...

< p>6. Topic: And...and...

The child writes: My mother is short, tall, thin and fat.

Teacher’s comment: Your mother... is a monster.

7 Sure enough

The children in class said: Yesterday I ate fruit and then drank cold water. Teacher: This is a phrase and cannot be separated into sentences.

The child said again: Teacher, I haven’t finished speaking yet. Sure enough, I had diarrhea at night!

Teacher: …………

8 Share

Children: Big fools can’t tell right from wrong

Teacher: Even little fools can’t tell the difference

9 Delicious

Children: Delicious as hell

Teacher:…………

10 Topic: Sad

Student: It’s sad that there is a ditch in front of my house

Comments: The teacher is even sadder...

11 Topic: Moreover

Student: A train passed by, besides, besides, besides, besides...

Comment: I'll just die...

12. During a certain Chinese language test, my deskmate suddenly had an inspiration when he was silently reciting the words. The first sentence: I asked you how much sorrow you have. I asked you to complete the second sentence. He added: Just like a red cross scroll. Shangliu

As a result, the teacher was so unceremonious that he put an "

13. It was also a silent word for the Chinese language test. The question was: If a jade is not polished, it will not become a useful tool. As a result, the first person in our class answered: My friend's wife, you are welcome. The parents were called to school the next day.< /p>

14. It’s another Chinese language test. The question is: The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. Someone answered: Each generation becomes more and more waves. The result is naturally the parents, meet the parents again.

15. High school. At that time, there was a question in the exam: Please write the full name of Mr. Fujino in Mr. Lu Xun's work "Mr. Fujino". The answer is as follows: Fujino Nanako, Fujino Eijilang, (the cartoon "Baseball Heroes" happened to be showing at that time) Fujino. Taketaro, Fujino Hanamichi, Fujino Isoroku, Fujinouchi Yutaka, Fujino Takashi, etc., the more amazing ones are: Fujino Little Sheep, the angry teacher scolded us for being ignorant on the radio

16. Change. Volume, one question is "Hibiscus emerges from clear water", or the answer is "Heroes emerge from troubled times", or "Beautiful girls emerge from mountain villages", or "dragons emerge from the deep sea"... It makes people laugh and cry.

17. Another time, the question was: Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for disease. A classmate answered: Smoking and drinking are harmful to the body. At the end, he added an interjection at the end---ah!!!

18. Previous sentence: If you are poor, you will be alone. A classmate continued the next sentence: If you are rich, you will have wives and concubines.

19. Once the teacher asked: "A martyr is in his old age, what is the next sentence?" "I have never heard this sentence before, but I heard it as "in front of the martyrs' tomb", so I opened my mouth and said "on the road to Huangquan" and the whole class fainted.

20. Worry can rejuvenate the country, so he said: "Close your eyes and rest your mind."

21. The cicadas are noisy and the forest becomes quieter, and they say: People are happier when dogs bark (Juhan)

22. When I was taking a history test in junior high school, I was asked, "What is Liu Bang's policy of rest and recuperation?" What? "A classmate of mine answered: Smile, ten years is less, marry less concubines and sleep more.