Funny and obscene phrases

1. Find a humorous sentence 1. Why is your nonsense more than Hunan Satellite TV's advertisement? 2. I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning to illuminate all the wretched fat people. I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar. 4. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent. 5. Brush the toilet with the landlord's toothbrush when you are depressed. 6. Cucumber lies in shooting, and life lies in embarrassment. 7. My mind is a daily necessity. This is not an ornament. 8. Everyone's husbands are fucking temporary workers. 9. Just because you show half your ass doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is 10. Your smile is brighter than shit in the sun. 1 1. If two people are long-term, it is romantic to stare at each other with big eyes and small eyes. 12. My heart is not a bus. If there is no room, you can take 13. Count the stars with me. Low IQ counts the moon. 14. mermaid, I love you. Only you won't cheat. 15. My ears are not trash cans. 16 Don't throw anything here. Life is like a journey. I don't know where it will roll over. 17. Your name is Diving Brother, and your name is Lurking 18. The most useless thing in the world is a paycheck, which makes you angry and is thin enough to wipe your ass. 19. Medicine can't cure false diseases, and wine can't solve real worries. 20. Sorry, the signature is too personalized, so the system can't display it. Please refresh 2 1. Give me that bottle of orange juice. 23. Some people make masks that look much better than real people. 24. I also want to be an elegant lady. Life forced me to be a bitch. 25. What thick-skinned people often say is that I am good to you. 26. Do you know what a big shot is? Is a little person who has been working hard. 27. For men, milk is the mother.

For women, money is lang. 28. Looking at your photo, I am very impulsive to put it on the wall in black and white! 29. How much sadness can you have is like a bundle of snowflake beer. 30. Eat up your health, gamble and go whoring, and everyone dies. 3 1. Excuse me, is it the sun or the moon in the sky? Sorry, I'm not from here! 32. The reason for refusing to confess is often that we are not from the same world. Am I from Mars? Not suitable for earth people? 33. In order to buy a 20 12 air ticket, I am trying to make money now. Don't be angry with me, because I have a caller ID here. 35. Do you think you are beautiful when people call you Youlemei? Do you know that Youlemei is a disposable appliance? 36. It costs nothing to change your signature every day. 37. The boss was holding a bowl and was in tears. 38. I chased you with Cupid's arrow, flying and flying in bulletproof vests. 40. The terrible thing is that you dare not die. 4 1. I'm not a bone. I can't let every dog chase me. 42. I'm not a straw boat. Don't send me your meanness. 43. Life is like anxiety, but there are no accurate lyrics.

Because Xiao Si ruined its beautiful life. A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God. 47. Every girl wants to have a myna, but unfortunately not everyone can be a legend of A Qing. 48. Man, man, I hope you are a good man. 49. I have a good personality. My parents have no worries. 50. Broken-hearted people jumped off the cliff at sunset. 5 1. Whose daughter lent it to me, I'll give you a big one and a small one next year. 52. What you say is just like a young lady saying she is pure. 53. Go your own way, dig someone else's way, and let others build roads with me. Believe it or not, I can't get it off your wall by slapping you. 55. White-collar workers are nothing, and pigs are foreign. 56. Computers and I have the same language. Every time I look at it gently, it collapses subconsciously. 57. I am not a TV.

It's better to fight the landlord if it's okay. 60. The cashier said, I have no change. Give you two plastic bags. 6 1. Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for being cross-eyed. 62. As long as you work hard, you can shit seriously. 63. Listening to English songs is good. I haven't been bored after listening for half a year.

Because I don't understand. 64. Others eat longevity noodles on their birthdays, and I eat dried noodles on my birthday. 65. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you. 66. Brushing your teeth is a mixed blessing. Holding a cup in one hand and washing utensils in the other.

67. You ran away with her, and I'll watch you. 68. At first, I was your oxygen. Later, I was air. Finally, I became carbon dioxide. 69. My father expressed his opinion about my obesity: Han Hong is not dead, and Han Hong is ill. 70. When buying baked sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly, what is this stuffing? 7 1. What is a bad guy? No one is allowed to intervene.

There you are. Please sit inside. 73. You have food in your teeth. B: I'll deduct it for you if you want to eat. 74. I can resist anything but temptation. 75. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there. 76. Live like an erhu with the spirit of hip-hop blues. 77. Although I am beautiful, I still can't find you. 78. You'd better not hate me. There are too many people who hate me. Can't be ranked first. 79. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense. 80. Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art. Is the child born of two people with type B blood type 2B blood type? About tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow. 83. Your left brain is water and your right brain is powder. If you move it, it will burn. 84.2. 14 I must go to the supermarket and crush all the chocolates to see who can deliver them! 85. The school's intelligence is that it can't do whatever it wants. 86. Women prefer bad boys to bad boys. 87. One person is happy, two people are alive, and three people live to the death. 88. Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a sow the other day and thought it was beautiful. 89. There are many liars, but there are obviously not enough fools. 90. I have never been cheated, because they have never cheated me. 9 1. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison ~ 92. Fulfilling your promise is as difficult as eating shit. It's as simple as taking a shit. 93. Since Einstein discovered the theory of relativity, there is nothing absolute in the world. 94. Since ancient times, anyone who lives neither too early nor too late will die. 95. When I love you, I am what you say.

When I don't love you, what do you say you are? 96. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you spend every year with different people. 97. When a fool stole a beggar's wallet and was seen by a blind man, the dumb shouted loudly, making the deaf jump and the lame fly.

I bow my head and meditate every day. I am a super wretched man. I am a super wretched man. I am a super wretched man. I am a super wretched man. Practice until 998 1 day to become a man! Trivial is not an act, but a spirit, which is printed in our hearts.

Life should be like a candle, burning from the top to the end, always obscene! The value of life is the measure of what people do for the present! The road comes from the feet, and the wretched is written by people. Every step of people's actions are writing about their lewdness! A person's life may be obscene or nasty, I can't be nasty, I am willing to be obscene! If you want to love your meanness, you have to create meanness for the world! Life is not dirty, but very heavy and obscene! The value of life is not measured by time, but by meanness! A person's value should be judged by his obscene degree, not by his filthy degree! Only when people are wretched in society can they find the meaning of that short and adventurous life! Life is obscene! Love life in order to play a good role in life! Hope is attached to existence, where there is existence, there is hope, and hope is light.

Heavy filth is the prelude to lewdness. When a person greets the light with lewdness, the light will soon come to lewd him.

Dirty has come, can filth be far behind? Dirty is a dirty and faithful sister. Dirt yourself first, and others will flirt with you.

Wretched is a state, a quality, and the only shortcoming that we can't correct is obscene. Everyone is wretched, then the world is peaceful; If everyone is dirty, the world will be in chaos.

Dirty is a rare morality because it is unprofitable. A gentleman is filthy, while a villain is obscene.

Don't care about lewdness, don't draw attention to filth. If you are not strong, you can't reach it.

Swallow realized his wretched ambition! The old horse crouches, aiming at lewdness; Martyrs in their twilight years are obscene. The wretched sky is soaring above 90 thousand miles with the wind.

People who made great achievements in ancient times were not only obscene talents, but also obscene ambitions. A miserable life is for a miserable life.

People, as long as there is a wretched, wretched, can endure any suffering and adapt to any environment. Wretched figures should be manifested not only in the satisfaction of material needs, but also in the satisfaction of spiritual purport.

A person who can be obscene is really a person with infinite strength. A person who is not inspired by obscene enthusiasm can never do great things.

* * * With a career, * * with meanness, people can have the power to endure everything. I'm not a wretched boy.

Take your own wretched road and let others chase you! Nothing is the most obscene, only the more obscene. For world peace, obscene! Please tell the world when I leave this world that I used to be obscene.

3. Ask a few funny sentences, thank you, haha ~ 50 super funny classic sentences.

1, I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

2, life is really fucking fun, because life always fucking plays with me.

3, study hard and want to go every day!

4, it is better to spend money around the month.

5. Love is mean, and it is mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women come! 6. Are the leaves leaving because of the pursuit of the wind or the failure of the tree to stay?

7. Some people are just so ignorant. If you don't fuck, he won't know you're his father.

8. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

9. Buddha said: "Looking back 500 times in the past life, you have to pass once in this life." I would rather pass the world by 500 times in my life.

10, what can I do to kill your lover? ...

1 1. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

12, the internet is like a prison. I stole it from my wallet, so I know everything when I go out.

13, Nu Wa shoots every day.

14, brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. Whoever touches my brother will strip his clothes!

15, I'm an actor. I turn my eyes when I see a beautiful mm. ...

16, God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"

17, I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

18, I lost my appetite when I saw you. What about sexual desire?

19. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

20, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ...

2 1, the failure of others is my happiness!

22. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.

23. People who are born not afraid of death are not born, so don't pretend to be TM!

24. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person!

25. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

26. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!

27, rich people, people without money are difficult!

If I were a girl, I would fall in love with myself. ...

29. I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped!

30. What is the world? The sage replied, "Waste!"

3 1, I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you!

32, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me!

33, hooligans are not afraid, they are afraid that hooligans have culture. ...

34, guest officer, please respect yourself, the little girl only sells herself, not herself.

35. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

I have something to do as a secretary, but nothing to do as a secretary.

37. You give me a love, I give you a one-night stand!

38. teacher Just follow that old woman!

I love you! What do you care?

40, yours is mine, mine is mine!

4 1, not bad! People are forced out.

42, time is like cleavage, as long as a squeeze, there is always!

43, ~ ~ ~ What to do, mate!

44. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime!

45, Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead.

46, commitment is like "fuck ~ mom", it is often said that it is difficult to do!

47. My wife calls me a third party!

48, like is a touch of love; Love is deep love!

49, people are not obscene and young!

50. I never swear. I swear I'm not alone. ...

4. Ask some cute and funny sentences or jokes 1. I always thought I was a talent, but I was wrong. I didn't. I am a genius.

2. Sometimes all absurd things look normal, and all normal things look ridiculous.

3. My heart is full of love. Treat all the beautiful women in the world as lovers.

4. Life and death and Zicheng; Hold your hand and grow old with your son.

5, doctors look good, so we see a doctor; If cigarettes are not obedient, we will smoke.

I want to change my life, but life has changed me.

7. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't. I think I can save it!

8. Don't be discouraged when you fail, but we must be proud when you succeed; People can be dirty, but not obscene; You can be shameless, but you can't be ignorant

5. Ask for classic funny short sentences. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

2. Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me. [Transferred from the Iron Blood Community/] 3. Study hard and want to go to school every day! 4. Is the leaf leaving because of the pursuit of the wind or the tree can't stay? Some people just don't understand. If you don't have sex, he won't know that you are his father.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes! 7. What can I do to kill your lover ... 8. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them. [Transferred from the Iron Blood Community/] 9. The Internet is like a prison. I stole it from my wallet, so I know everything when I go out.

10. Nu Wa shoots every day. 1 1. Brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. If anyone touches my brother, I will strip his clothes! 12. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife! 13. When I saw you, I lost my appetite. What about sexual desire? 14. I want to puppy love, but it's too late ... [transferred from the iron blood community/]15. The failure of others is my happiness! 16. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.

17. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person! 18. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok? 19. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil! 20. Rich people have no money! [Transferred from Iron Blood Community/] 21. If I were a girl, I would love myself ... 22. I thought I was decadent, but I scrapped it! 23. What is love in the world? The sage replied, "Waste!" I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you! 25. Go as far as you want! 26. hooligans are not afraid, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture ... [transferred from the iron blood community/] 27. Please respect yourself. My little girl only sells herself, not an entertainer. 28. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human! I have something to do as a secretary, but nothing to do as a secretary.

30. You give me a love, I give you a one-night stand! 3 1. Teacher! Just follow that old woman! I love you! What do you care? [Transferred from the Iron Blood Community/] 33. Yours is mine, and mine is mine! 34. The bad guys were not forced out. 35. Time is like cleavage, there is always a squeeze! 36. What do you do when you have sex and who do you mate with! 37. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime! 38. Yuanyang played with water and all his mother drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead.

[Transferred from the Iron Blood Community/] 39. My lover calls me a third party! 40. People do not waste their youth! 4 1. I'm not a casual person, I'm not a casual person ... 42. If you can't put on a wedding dress for your woman, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes! 43. I would rather sacrifice the last virgin in China than leave any virgin in Japan! 44. Take the road of Niu B and let's talk! [Transferred from the Iron Blood Community/] 45. I don't like sleeping with only one woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once. 46. I do everything for my brother, for a woman and for my brother.

47. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it. 48. There are two ways to pollute a place: use garbage or use money! 49. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge! 50. Zi said in Sichuan, "How nice it is to have a boat!" [Transferred from Iron Blood Community/] 51. Riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest; Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also birdmen! It was not until I graduated from college that I realized that it was not that I went to college, but that the university "fucked" me! 53. I am ugly, but I am persistent! 54. Count the money until your hand cramps and you wake up naturally! 55. Everything will be fine, and all shall be well.

56. When the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods! [Transferred from the Iron Blood Community/] 57. Wan Le was the first adulterer. 58. To choose a mature woman, the skirt is easy to pull.

59. Only when you queue for a long time can you really realize that you are a descendant of the dragon. 60. It's not difficult to drive, so I'm afraid the new comer will make a 10 sentence.