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What's it like to have a man show boy around?

I have a friend, because we attract the opposite sex, he naturally becomes my strong girlfriend group. To tell you the truth, I can't accept a boy who is so girly at first, even more girly than a girl. In addition, his cocked orchid finger and the sentence: I'm not afraid anymore, which makes me afraid. Walking, I don't know, is like dancing cha-cha. Can you imagine that this man is always picking on me? One of his most common words is: there are no women at all.

I am a grumpy person. What is hateful is that he likes to add fuel to the fire and doesn't even look at it. But he actually cares about each other after the quarrel, so he became my most wonderful friend, which also shows that I make friends regardless of gender. I always call him the man show. He has tweezers and leg hair, and he despises me: scum. One of his expressions, a sentence that couldn't be lighter, turned me into slag.

He is the health commissioner of our class. It is his usual method to check his health under the pretext of running. I laughed at his cowardice and he called me a gentleman. Every time he comes back from running, he will hold his nose and say to me, I am sweating all over. I'm warning you, stay away from me. Every time he treats my desk like a pigsty, he can't stand it. He'll help me clean up, and I'm embarrassed to mess it up. He Manxiu still underestimated him. He drinks a cup of scented tea every night and talks about health. I bow down.

In the evening, when we were studying hard, his old man put a mask on the back and kept calling my name after putting on an oily face, telling me to look back at him and point to his cute face. Once, I rummaged through his desk and found what I needed, as well as wet wipes, eye masks, hand cream, hair mask and white nail polish. He was embarrassed when I asked him with interest what these things were for. There is nothing I can do, so I have to give in.

Every time I am in the street, I always call me honey in front of so many people. When I look at someone with incredible eyes, I have an impulse to strangle him. He looked at me and tore my clothes, shivering with laughter, and whispered, "honey, you have pimples on your face." Is it because you have been unsatisfied recently, or are you in a hurry? " Okay, sis, you need a man. I'm at least a woman. How can I stand it when a boy says that about me? So I threw away his mask, and he never dared to mention this topic again.

Sometimes he likes to tease me when he is bored with his studies, just like teasing a monkey. Once, I slipped a bunch of raisins, and the green one seemed to pass by me inadvertently, and my eyes were about to glow green. He smiled and said, cute, want to eat? Then put your head above your head, put your back behind your head, squat down, and walk to the corner. I gave in because raisins were too tempting for me. The bitch was overjoyed to see me do well. She touched my head and said, I'm sorry for my family and I'm overjoyed. I'll give you another thread. I looked at his plastic bag full of handbags. I gave up my dignity for such a small string, and some wanted to hit the wall.

He seemed to hear my heart, ate a raisin and said, these raisins are all mine, and I won't give you any.

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