A selection of funny jokes about polar bears

Part 1

There is a polar bear

Living in the Arctic

There is only one

It thinks It was very boring, so

it started to pluck out its own hair

One hair, two hairs, three hairs...

It didn’t take long to finish plucking it out

After pulling it out, it said something:

"It's so cold..."

Part 2

Later, a penguin passed by< /p>

I saw a pile of polar bear fur on the ground

I ran to ask the polar bear what was wrong

The polar bear told the penguin everything

But the penguin didn't believe it...

So the penguin started to pull out one by one...

When it was done~~ it said...

"What the polar bear said is true...it's really cold!!!"

Part 3

The news spread to Africa

A tiger in Africa didn’t believe it

so he deliberately lay down on the savannah

to be exposed to the sun

and thought about starting to pull out his hair

One by one...soon all the hair on its body was plucked out

It was stunned for a moment

and said... .........

"The polar bear is lying...I have plucked all my fur...I won't feel cold..."

Part 4 < /p>

While polar bears, penguins and tigers were all plucking their hair...

The lion, the king of beasts, learned the news...

It only Fans are wondering... why are a bunch of animals plucking their hair? !

Is this a new trend?

So the lions also joined the ranks of hair plucking...

One pinch...two pinches...three pinches. ..

When the lion finished plucking his mane~~~nothing happened...

Just when the lion regretted his boring behavior... < /p>

Another lion rushed over at a very fast speed...

After a cry @#$%&*...

Lion Crying and saying........................

"Woooo~~~~It turned out that all the hair was removed Mao will be mistaken for a lioness by someone of the same sex... @%#*"

Part 5

A turtle also ran to the North Pole

He also wanted to Plucking

So the turtle said...

"I have no hair..."

As a result, a horse at the equator sneezed and said ..Who is talking about me.. I’m so cold

Part 6

Birds were flying in the sky

I saw a bunch of animals plucking their feathers below. So come and have a look.

One hair, two hairs, three hairs...

After plucking it out, it said...

"Yeah... .....Can't fly! "

Then he fell to his death.

Part 7

One day the little polar bear asked its mother: "Mom, am I your biological child? Am I a polar bear?"

Polar Bear Mother Say: "Baby, you are a polar bear!"

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But the little polar bear still doesn’t believe it, why?

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The answer is revealed! Because the little polar bear feels cold~(*^__^*)

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