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"Mirror Flower Edge" is a good word, and the toothpick refers to a deer as a horse (2)

Lu ruiqi said:? I still owe a joke. I had two drinks, so I had to disturb her, too. ? Said to her:

? There is a way to send a monk. Halfway through the trip, I accidentally got drunk and didn't know anyone. While Xiezi was sleeping, the monk shaved off his hair, took off his frock and gave it to Xiezi. He also took off the shackles and handcuffed them. Run away Jiezi was drunk and didn't see the monk. He was in a hurry. Wandering for a long time, I suddenly saw myself wearing a monk's robe. Because I rubbed my head and looked like a bald monk, I even looked at the fetters carefully and put them around my neck. Unknowingly surprised way:

? The monk is clearly here. Where have I been? Lan Yan smiled and said, This Xie Zi has forgotten his true colors. After all, he is excusable for being drunk. Recently, a very clear thing happened in the world, suddenly talking nonsense and forgetting the true colors. What does this mean? Zizhi said:? I still have a hangover. ?

Green flashing mode:? She's coming soon. I'll have a drink. ? Her way:? There is a Taoist teacher who teaches people to be considerate of Confucius' words. It only takes one or two times, and it will last a lifetime. Suddenly I met a young man and said, in the next life, I will only be considerate of Confucius. I am very kind, and I feel broad-minded and fat. ? Hearing this, Mr. Daoism suddenly paid tribute and said, Sir, it is not surprising that such a young person has such understanding! I wonder what those two sentences are. Juvenile way:? Never tire of eating, never tire of seeing. ? Everyone laughed when he said it. ?

Zhu Hongdao:? The joke is over, please take the order from Sister Hengxiang. ? Lan Zhi way:? Since then, there are not many wine orders left, and all wine regulations should still follow the precedent. It seems unnecessary to summarize them. ? Hengxiang selected the double track of the bridge:

? The city abides by the theory of "morality refers to the old" and cares about the pond. ? Dianchi lake? Let's propose a toast to Sister Zizhi. ?

Zizhi said:? I'm unlucky these two days. I lost all the cards and couldn't choose a good draw. She wants a change.

As long as you choose the topic of astronomical geography, you will have articles to do. ? Her promise, a lot. Just as he was about to read it, Qing Yue grabbed it and threw it into the bucket, saying, Insects have double names. ? Zizhi said:? It's over! I missed the report because I started? Wan'er? Shuang Sheng, I am proud, but I know this problem again! It turns out that his luck is worse than mine. I judged the name of the worm, but he was determined to go out. Really? Afraid of ghosts? . Isn't it a bug name? Are you talking nonsense? Green flashing mode:? Sister, since this topic is too narrow, why not choose another brand? Zizhi way:

? Bah! That's bullshit! I don't want to mess around! Always angry about Jed's son. You think that the names of these insects, that is, the spiders and dragonflies they fly, are both disyllabic. How can you teach people to eat wine on this topic? If you choose astronomical geography, there are a lot of storms, thunderstorms, rivers, lakes and oceans, which can grow anywhere. Now that I have this, I don't know if I can hand in the paper. I'm really disturbed by you. Jiang Lang is exhausted? Yes ?

Chunhui said:? Some people draw lots, but after a little thinking, they immediately place an order; He is going to talk about it first, and then slowly build his manners. Rain is falling! You have been writing for a long time, but I'm afraid you are tired. Go to the garden and have a rest. It's still early to accept orders here. ? Zizhi said:? Sister, don't mess with me Although I thought of the name of a bug, after I reported it, someone said the word, whether it was upside down, in a subset of history or in a note, and I told another joke; I can't say, how about a toast? Lan Fang said:? This is kind of interesting. What if there are two people in the seat? Zizhi said:? I tell ten jokes, even if ten people say the word. What if after you said it, I also said one? They said:? We should have a drink ourselves. ? You explore: I suddenly placed a lot of orders, and I don't know what earth-shattering insect name it is. Sister, please. ? Zizhi said:? Stay away from me, sisters. I don't care if he bites you:

The bug Shan Hai Jing is called Jiaochong because it has two words.

? Join? Double tone? People? Double tone? And second? Double voice, a toast to sister Qiong Ying, a joke, two general seats. ?

Lu Xiangqi said:? You've got a lot of double tones. You might as well eat a pot each. ? Baodian said:? This stubborn one is fine, and suddenly there are bedbugs. ? Lan Yan said:? My bodhisattva! In which book were these two words found?

I give up. Have a drink first. ? Dai Qiongying said: Sister Lan Zhi is not allowed to make a summary account. Who will tell me this joke because I like wine? Zizhi said:? Why don't you have a drink and I'll say a few words for you? Rollover? Order. ? Xinghui way:? What is a somersault? Zizhi said:? If you say a word and do a somersault, the strokes are the same, but the voice has changed. I can't say. Let's have a drink as usual. I said one? Scholar? Word, turn a somersault, ok? Fuck? Words. ? Fang Yue said? It's interesting, but I can't remember it at the moment. ? Xiuying said, I use a cheap surname? By who? Word, somersault, into? Answer? Words. ? Chunhui said:? Sister Zizhi deliberately used this wine order to confuse people. Who will miss him? Let's drink this cup and drink two cups of Puxi to catch bugs for him. ?

Zizhi said:? Last year, because of the large number of bedbugs, I bought a pack of medicine for poisonous bedbugs, and I was very happy. Open it and it says:? If you catch a bug and put medicine in his mouth, detention can kill it; Be immortal or not, and then insert it once or twice, always taking poisoning as the degree. ? I bought another secret recipe this year, but? Grab hard? Two words. ?

Tingting Road:? Sister, wait a minute. Sister has something to ask: this? Bug? Two words, when my sister announced just now, some words were reversed, but I remembered one. ? Zizhi said:? Sister, this is really creepy. Is this the second festival? Wang? Is it made of words? Nod gracefully.

I don't know what to do next time.