Ask for a joke that can be told repeatedly.

A grain of rice fell on the kitchen floor. Some steamed buns didn't like rice, so they went over and beat it and left. The meal was urgent, so I went back and ordered a few pots of rice to get back at the steamed stuffed bun, but I didn't know where the steamed stuffed bun lived. When I saw anyone who looked like a steamed stuffed bun, I hit him, and jiaozi was beaten. Finally, when he saw a group of zongzi, he jumped at it. Zongzi was in a hurry, peeled off its skin and came out with a pile of rice.

Monday, February 30th is fine.

It's too bad the sun didn't shine all day today. Dad bought two goldfish and drowned one in the water tank. I am sad.

Teacher's comment: I am also very sad. I've lived so long that I've never met anyone on February 30! I have never seen a sunny day without the sun, and I have never seen a goldfish that will drown.