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A Chinese teacher from Shandong Province read an ancient poem "Wochun" by Lu You to the students and asked them to dictate.
The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows. A student dictated the following.
Wo Chun, I'm stupid.
Mume smells flowers, I have no culture.
I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,
If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.
Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.
The coast is green, I am a donkey,
The coast is green, I am a donkey,
The coast is like a dark green. I am a stupid donkey.
Wochun, I'm stupid,
I have no culture, because I lie in the plum blossom and smell the flowers.
Weave and paint the sky. I can only farm.
The fish kissed Shi Shui and wanted to know who I was.
Answer Chun Lv with a lying stone. I am a big donkey.
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