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20 18 annual meeting funny three sentences and a half lines (2)

The annual meeting is funny, three and a half sentences 4. The county party committee and government have clever plans and a high starting point for scientific layout. Push from point to area, and the effect is good!

The government attaches great importance to the new countryside, takes the lead in development and has made great changes. To sum up, we should keep in mind five aspects!

Production development is the premise. Brothers and sisters Qi Xin work together. Who comes first in productivity? High technology!

Scientific development is cleverly arranged, and cadres and the masses are bent on making new moves. One village, one product, distinctive features, leading!

Comfortable living is the goal. Buy a car, a house, a computer and a digital camera, step by step!

Rural customs are of high quality, words and deeds are polite, and farmers have become urban people, crying!

The village is clean and tidy, the environment is beautiful, the streets of Xincun are wide and flat, and the integration of urban and rural areas has become a reality, zero distance!

The red bricks and white walls are beautiful, the traffic is busy, and every household is happy. Run well-off!

Management democracy is indispensable, government functions have changed greatly, and major decisions are made by the people. Very good!

One person has something to help, and the whole village has something to discuss. Respect the old and love the young, and have high moral character. Get rich quick!

Farmers get rich through hard work. Since the establishment of cooperatives, the price of vegetables has been guaranteed, which is a new fashion!

Farming depends on science, we should remember the knowledge of science and technology, and we should not only understand science and technology, but also manage it well. Make more money!

Grain directly supplements people's hearts, farming is exempt from agricultural tax, and farmers just do it boldly and make money!

Getting rich depends on hard work and a happy life. Learn more skills and get rich early. Have brains!

Compulsory education is widely spread, there is no charge for studying in China, and there are free textbooks, which really saves money!

The school implements boarding system, teachers serve like nannies, and free primary schools are like military schools, all-inclusive system!

Farmers have medical insurance and cooperative medical reimbursement, and the cap has been changed from 20,000 to 30,000. Nothing to say!

Medical conditions have been greatly improved, and village clinics have been established. It's really convenient not to go to the city for injections and medicine!

A well-off society will be realized, and good health is the key. Join the art performance team. Exercise more!

The asphalt road leads to the village, the street lamp at the door of the house lights up, and the environment of the mountain village is like a garden. How nice!

Digital TV is installed at home, and there are wonderful programs every day. We all know the major events at home and abroad. It's not easy!

There are thousands of telephones, so it is convenient to contact by mobile phone. Mobile Unicom two cards, call instead!

The harmonious society is humanized, and the project of benefiting the people is everywhere. The people's government serves the people, and we support it!

The county has taken on a new look, and the new district has developed greatly. It's a big deal to push mountains and fill ditches and level the ground!

The building starts from the ground, the central hospital takes the lead, and all public facilities agree!

Linking villages and households to promote development and seek a way out for the people and the people, the first secretary went to the front line. Everyone is scrambling!

Household biogas is really good, energy saving and environmental protection, and the four-in-one is amazing. What a surprise!

Urban and rural street lamps are not wired, and eco-cars do not consume oil. What do you think is going on? Solar energy!

The development of ecological agriculture needs a new chapter in the circular economy spectrum, and the utilization of the three wetlands is the key. Full set!

The changes in the countryside are endless. Have fewer children and earn money. Excellent children will produce talents, and the next generation will be strong!

Yesterday's achievements have become history, and we will create a better tomorrow. The delegates will draw a blueprint. More brilliant!

The annual meeting is very funny. Hello, leading colleagues. The new year is coming. I salute you first. Happy New Year!

Today, let's get together, wash away the hardships and fatigue of a year, and look forward to tomorrow's drunkenness and self-confidence!

Let's talk about three and a half people today. I don't have much endurance. No matter how good it is, don't run!

When you perform on the stage, your legs will tremble and you will talk about big and small issues crazily. If there are similarities, don't shout, who dares!

The four of us stood on the stage, and the program began here. Let's finish one section, three and a half, and look down!

In the new year, gongs and drums are loud, and the production front is frequently reported. Workshop five is more energetic. Applause!

The boiler worker knows clearly, and the fire on the stove is booming. They are all good people. Great!

Turbine workers are highly motivated, shoulder two tasks, work hard, have excellent skills and know-how!

The electrician is powerful, bold and cautious, and has good technology. No matter young or old, you can't contribute!

The maintenance workshop is not simple, and there are few people living there. Overtime is common, so work hard!

Chemical workshop is more important, water vapor kerosene is indispensable, various indexes are well controlled, and the workload is very large.

In the comprehensive class of chemical workshop, four people can hold up half the sky and work overtime to death. Alas, my back hurts!

There are many heroes in Zhongke, both young and old. Ask them how much they have contributed and how old they are!

After boasting about the high leadership ability of employees, scientific and technological innovation seeks development and comprehensiveness!

Energy conservation and emission reduction first. In order to make money for everyone, the company did not hesitate to invest huge sums of money and had a good time!

Machine and furnace maintenance quality is high, low vacuum heating effect is good, and high and low voltage frequency conversion is effective!

The project office has a high positioning, brainstorming and great transformation, which is incomparable to other power plants.

The sports meeting was well held, skipping rope and tug-of-war with the ball, leading the workers into battle together, lively!

The power plant has a strong benefit this year. The key is to have a leader, strategize and carry the banner well!

The power plant runs in good order and has been running in various workshops. It is good to treat people sincerely and have high prestige!

Dr. Hu, a doctor studying abroad, entered the power plant. He is great in quality, handsome and beautiful. He is my idol!

To revitalize Zhongke Energy, everyone should strive to be the vanguard, turn losses into profits, make contributions, and do it!

Setting new goals in the new year is not a high task. Ask everyone what they want to say, money!

Seeing that the Chinese New Year is coming, I'd like to send some rice, noodles and money on behalf of everyone!

We have a lot to say, and everyone is very happy. I hope I can join in and applaud!

The Year of the Rabbit is an auspicious year, and there are endless words of blessing. What shall we do? Happy New Year.

I wish you all peace, good health, rich financial resources and happy families!

For today's party, all the staff are ready, and the wonderful programs are lined up. Let's retreat!

Girls, hey, let's twist it up and go! .....................

The annual meeting is very funny. The rooster crowed early in the morning and the alarm clock rang. It's not exercise, it's not sleeping in, and you have to get up at last. ) first!

At the end of the year, the bonus is 20 thousand, and each person has three and a half boxes of maotai, and chicken, duck and fish are free to eat. ) nonsense!

Four good years in college, drinking and playing mahjong, still nowhere to go on Saturday, (hey! ) video!

It's really tiring to squeeze meals in the canteen, and the service attitude is black. A steamed bread is pulled in half, (dang! ) It's really dark!

62 meters 22 sand, the steamed bread that was bitten fell off, and the food tasted bad. I want to go back, (dang! ) find fault!

The price of books is soaring, the materials are expensive, the homework is heavy and the study is tired, and the light burns oil to make up. ) a little back!

The classroom is very cold, the lights are not on, and there is no room to occupy seats. The new school building will be opened next year. ) that's enough!

What about boring classes, listening to songs and chatting, dozing off, and homework? (bang! ) copy!

Eating, drinking and having fun are expensive, and there are more than a dozen campus hotels, (dang! ) It's too dark!

Teachers are hard and tired, teaching and educating people is wonderful, but I didn't do well in the exam, (hey! ) hey!

Graduation distribution is really difficult. There is still a long way to go to pay for going out of the province. ) Postgraduate entrance examination!

It says a lot about right and wrong on campus. What did the campus say after that? (bang! ) society!

There is no crime in killing people in the hospital. If there is something wrong with the liver, cut the stomach. Don't walk while carrying the body. (Hum! ) pay!

There are many section chiefs and directors. Who are people listening to? In the end, there was no unification, (dang! ) meeting!

Two people have the taste of dating, and they stroll in pairs on the river bank, looking for a dark place, (dang! ) affordable!

This bustling city is really busy. You can't enter the public toilet. Don't worry about how anxious you are. (hi! ) twenty cents!

There is strict hygiene management here, and littering will be fined. Why pay ten dollars? (bang! I didn't pick it up!

The iron rice bowl of public institutions will be miserable if they go bankrupt. If you want to live a good life, (dang! ) development!

Everyone has worked hard to prepare for today's get-together. I wish you a happy New Year. ) retreat!