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Widows and long-term workers

There is a teacher named Lao Wei in our school, who is a chef in the kitchen. He is a farmer in a nearby village. People are unclean, poorly dressed, and their cuffs are covered with oil. A curly hair, rhubarb teeth, and a wrinkled face. It is such a person that the school hired him to cook for several young teachers who are not married. His kitchen is dirty, towels are never washed, and the lid of the pot is full of oil, dust and dirt. Especially on the drying strip, in summer, a group of flies are densely arranged, as if going to the market. But there is no way, in this extremely bad situation, we have to eat his cooking in order to survive. Naturally, the food would not be good, because the salary was low at that time, and some young teachers wanted to save money to get married. In this way, five or six boys only fry one dish, and then steamed bread. So this experience is something I will never forget. But then I found a girlfriend nearby and got married, and this life soon left me.

Lao Wei is quite good at telling jokes.

Lao Wei said that once upon a time there was a bachelor who worked long-term with the landlord. It happened that the landlord died, leaving a beautiful young kannika nimtragol. The long-term worker had to work in her house, so he made a bad idea of kannika nimtragol. He will try his best to seduce his little wife and taste her milk.

one of the old long-term workers and the daughter-in-law of the small owner lives in the outer court and the other in the inner house. In the evening, the young woman inserted the door and went to rest. It's hard to get a long-term ticket for a young woman. Old ticket said, if you don't come out, I'll try to draw you out. In the middle of the night, the wind blew and the objects in the yard rang wildly. Laopiao, a long-term laborer, got up and went to the cowshed, untied the big ox and let it out, and tied an iron bucket to the cow's tail. When cows wander around the yard, iron drums tinkle.

Lao Piao paid no attention to this cow, and let this beast toss about in the outer court. He even stripped off his clothes and fell asleep on his back on the kang, and the light was not blown, which was similar to the bright day.

The beast made a loud noise, and the widow couldn't bear it any longer, so she opened the door to find out. When I saw the cows having fun in the yard, I ran to the long shed with my teeth and feet to shout old tickets and gather the animals together. As soon as she entered the door, she saw that the lights in the room were bright, the old ticket was naked, and the muscles of the bronze were strong. Suddenly she was dumbfounded.

she should have turned and fled, but she was also a person who had been suffering from a long drought. She could not resist the temptation of lust and came running for the old ticket, which immediately had a good time.

When Lao Wei tells a story, others laugh at him but don't laugh, which is very attractive. In which distant years, a group of bachelors have been happy for quite a while. Now that I think of those almost miserable years, the bits and pieces of these lives still emerge. Old Wei, the incompetent old bachelor, brought people laughter.