Mathematical crosstalk. Who knows? Urgent! ! !

Ma Lisan Wang Fengshan

Do you see it?

B: Huh?

Do you see it?

See what?

A: This is the audience's love for actors.

B: Yes!

A: Actors should respect the audience. Why does every actor have to bow when he takes the stage?

B: Huh?

Who have you offended? Apologize

B: No.

No, you are welcome to come here. Say hello to the audience-ouch! You are all here. Hello! This is ... just the truth, stop it.

B: Ah.

A: Bow and say hello to the audience!

B: Ah. Polite.

A: Bow! Be serious, behave yourself and bow 45 degrees.

Oh!

A: Look up at the audience.

B: Oh.

Why do you want to have a look? Who do you salute? Bow to you! You want to see the whole, see the whole, have the whole, no one can escape!

Oh!

A: Bow seriously, then raise your head. Don't look up when you bow,

bow ...

A: Then don't look.

B: Oh. ...

A: ...

Is this a bow?

A: Acrobatic Troupe, Top Bowl!

B: Good!

A: Once upon a time, there was a saying, learn etiquette first and then art!

B: That's right!

A: People pay attention to etiquette first, and trees pay attention to branches and leaves as the source.

B: Hmm!

A: China is a big country with manners, and foreigners envy our manners in China.

B: That's right!

A: After ten years of turmoil, I don't know what etiquette is, what elders are and what teachers are.

B: Hey!

A: I know nothing about leadership. People who respect others will always respect others! Isn't this from the four books?

b； oh

What do you mean by "four books" and "five classics"?

B: Ah!

A: What are the Four Books and Five Classics?

B: What?

Have you read it? Four Books and Five Classics? Four books: University, The Doctrine of the Mean, On the Analects of Confucius, Under the Analects of Confucius, On Mencius and Under Mencius. This is ... this is called "Four Books".

B: Oh!

A: The Five Classics, namely The Book of Songs, The Book of Changes, The Book of Rites and The Spring and Autumn Annals ... Have you read them? Have you ever recited this?

B: Where? I recited it? Don't look!

A: Read it!

B: Huh? Don't!

A: I will lend it to you. look ...

B: No. I don't know. I graduated from primary school!

A: Where can I do this?

B: I have studied Chinese, arithmetic and textbooks.

A: Alas, the educational level is too low!

B: Yes!

a； It's too low!

B: Ah.

How is that possible? You should study hard!

B: Hey!

A: Try your best to learn culture!

B: Hey, hey.

A: Look for me! Do you have a minute?

Oh, for you?

Come to my house when you are free.

B: Ah!

A: Huh? ! I'll tutor you!

B: Right, right, right.

A: Ah!

B: I'll come to your house when I have time. I still have to ask you for advice!

A: Hey! I love listening to this!

Ah, I like to hear this.

A: Teach me! Yes! I should teach you a lesson.

Oh!

Hey-I'm teaching you! That's right. I like such people very much. Ah, I can help you. You are my apprentice!

B: Huh?

A: Hey! Do the math ... I confiscated my apprentice! You said I was so old that no one worshipped me, no one ... I didn't have an apprentice. Can you count me as an apprentice? Hey! You ..... You hit me!

B: Huh?

Can you knock me? Can you knock me?

B: Shall I knock you? I will hit you! What do you mean by knocking you?

A: kowtow! Kowtow to Master! Come on, let me count as my apprentice, and count as. ...

B: Wait a minute. ...

A: Come on. ...

B: Nothing! Come here to pull an apprentice? Look at this.

A: No apprentices!

B: You don't have an apprentice? Don't be busy yet You teach your apprentice? I worship you as my teacher. What can I learn from you? What knowledge do you have? What am I studying?

A: Learning. ...

B: Study what?

A: Look!

Let me see?

A: You can learn everything. Study … what do you need!

Oh, I need more.

Tell me, what do you study? Astronomy and geography ...

B: Hey!

A: Math!

B: Hey!

A: Chemistry. ...

B: Hey!

A: Physicalization. ...

All this?

Well, history. ...

B: Learn!

Classical literature, poetry, singing, music and dance. ...

B: Hey!

Fry, boil, stew, sew, babysit and cook. ...

B: what is this called learning? Tell me!

A: Look! Study!

B: ah, studying? I came to your place to learn to watch children cook?

A: They all learn to be practical. Life knowledge!

B: Oh. ...

What do you need to learn? Look for me, there is nothing I don't know!

What about you?

A: Hey! Read more and learn more [si]!

B: Huh?

A: Nothing else. I know more things [si]!

B: What do you know about "[si]"?

A: Hey!

I know a lot!

A: I know more. Some people call me Ma University.

B: ma university asked?

A: Hey! I was walking down the street and I saw, "Hey! Ma Da ... Ma University asked!

Oh?

A: "Ma University asked!" Nicknamed "walking dictionary"!

A walking dictionary?

A: Me! They gave me the nickname!

What is a walking dictionary?

A walking dictionary! If you can't read, you want to see me!

B: What do you want?

I'll tell you what to read. No, I'll tell you what to read. Don't look it up in the dictionary!

B: Ouch!

If you have me, you can type ... if you can't write, call me! Tell you, how to write!

Oh, my God! Learned!

A: Hey!

B: Then you must have read a lot.

A: Hey! That's right.

B: Is that right?

A: That's right!

B: Yes!

A: There is nothing else in this stomach. I have read too many books.

B: Huh?

Listen, boom, boom, boom, boom! There is nothing else here.

B: What? Here?

A: They are all books!

B: Huh?

A: Uncle Du, look, look, I'm coming. You touch it, you touch it.

B: Touch?

A: touch it!

touch ...

A: Push!

Ouch, what are you touching?

A: touch it!

B: Good! Like a washboard! One side, one side.

A: Is this called edge to edge?

B: Huh?

A: One book at a time!

B: [One book at a time?

A: Hey!

B: That's it?

Did you scratch your hand? Hardcover!

B: hardcover?

A: Hey!

Hey hey, I can't feel it, can you? ...

A: touch it! Look!

See what?

Look at this.

Isn't that what you look like?

A: study!

B: Ah! Study?

Listen, listen.

B: I can't hear either.

A: why can't you hear it? Listen to this!

B: What?

A: He speaks politely and behaves generously. He laughs first and then speaks, and cooks medicine for customers.

B: Oh ... drugstore! Pharmacy! Still decocting medicine for customers?

A: Whose medicine ... Who is the drugstore?

B: You're right! Decoct the footman!

A: This sentence is useless. This is a matching sentence.

B: Hey! Never heard of it! Who speaks in one sentence, one sentence?

A: You don't know grammar. Grammatical rhetoric is not … subject and predicate!

B: Oh.

A: You! Hello, hello, stay with me for a long time.

Oh, I know.

A: I'm not sure about this ... Hey hey, let's talk about arm strength. ...

B: Hey! Hey!

A: Me. ...

B: Wait a minute ... arm strength? Hey, hey, with your vocabulary, you don't look like a learned man. After graduating from college, we sat together: we are talking about arm strength! Is there this sentence?

Do I need to send you a message? I will send you a message. Do I need it? Me? Isn't that what you are? I will graduate from college.

What about you?

A: It's not another day. This is not Nankai University. Can I help you?

B: What do you want? !

Let me tell you something about the Opium War.

B: Oh.

A: In modern history, during the Daoguang Opium War ... let me be an associate professor!

B: Huh?

Please let me do it. ...

B: Associate professor? All right!

It's good. What? I get angry when I hear it,

B: Ah,

Professor, assistant ... assistant teacher ... and a suffix.

B: Ah.

A: I haven't even talked to him!

Oh!

Answer: Give me an associate professor! I'm wearing a coat, so I'm ... I'm wearing a fur coat.

B: Hey! Hey! Hey! What? A fur coat? Are you still wearing a fur coat on such a hot day?

I have nothing else. I only have a fur coat.

B: Wow! All right! You ... you leave home!

A: Not during the day!

Why is it still daytime? Do not use it at night!

A: Cover at night!

B: Why?

I will study classical literature!

B: Oh.

A: History, classical literature, poems and songs,

Oh,

Have you read China's Interpretation of Ancient Literature and China's View of Ancient Literature? Shall I read it to you? Can I recite some for you? Can I tell you something?

B: Is that all right?

A: Poetry and songs ... I can recite 300 Tang poems!

B: Hey!

A: A thousand poems, Chairman Mao's poems, you name it! Which paragraph? I will!

B: Hey!

A: I'm fine. I'll write it!

B: Oh.

Keywords Qingpingle, operator, Hubei, Manjianghong,

B: Hmm!

A: Xijiangyue ... Didn't I write some songs about Xijiangyue recently?

B: Who is it?

A: Me! I wrote it.

B: How many songs have you written about Xijiang Moon?

A: Hey! That's right.

B: What's the topic?

A: At present, the situation in all aspects of our country is very good. Encouraged by the spirit of the Twelfth National Congress of the Communist Party of China, all walks of life have exerted great enthusiasm.

B: Really?

A: I can't write well.

B: Great!

A: I don't write well. My words are rough. You're kidding.

Stop joking!

You're kidding!

B: Hey! I don't laugh!

A: No kidding?

B: I'm still studying!

Hey, look, I wrote this. ...

B: Huh? How did you get out of here?

A: I'll get it for you. It is in my fur coat.

B: Hey! Don't take, don't take, don't take

A: I'll get it for you. Take a look.

B: didn't you write it? You read it to me here, and I'll listen!

A: Miss?

Hey, just read it here.

A: I watched Xijiang Moon?

B: Hey!

Will you listen?

B: Ah!

A: OK! Come on, let's find a deserted place and go to a deserted school.

B: Why? Why study in a place where no one is there? Look here!

A: It's not here.

B: What's the matter?

A: Afraid of being heard, afraid of being heard.

B: Afraid of being heard? Let's hear this passage for everyone.

Oh, so everyone can hear you?

B: That's right!

A: I don't know.

Well, I'm still confused!

Oh, they didn't tell me to listen? I ... I read, I read this book "Xijiang Moon". The first sentence, "The 12th National Congress of the Communist Party of China (CPC) was held", is six words.

Oh? Six words and one sentence?

A: No, not exactly six words.

Oh,

A: The sentence in Xijiang Moon is "6676".

B: How do you call it "6676"?

A: Six words, six words, seven words, six words.

B: Oh.

A: Six words, six words, seven words, six words. Anyway, the third sentence is seven words. This is called "6676".

B: Yes.

How about "four five seven six"? It's qingping music.

I see.

A: ok, I'll watch it.

B: OK, OK.

A: I watch and listen to Xijiang Moon.

B: Hey, hey.

A: Listen, Xijiangyue.

B: Ah.

A: ... I hate missing it!

Hello! What's the reluctance?

A: [A sticks to B's ear] ...

What are you whispering about? There is no whisper, you stand here and read!

A: When the Tenth National Congress was held in communist party, China, the people rejoiced and rejoiced.

B: Both.

A: The situation is very good. Take advantage of the east wind to enrich the country and strengthen the people.

Not bad.

A: Socialist China is thriving, like the rising sun, shining a bright future.

Not bad.

A: Propagandize five stresses and four beauties, advocate a beautiful mind, stress civilization and hygiene, and rectify the city appearance and environment.

B: That's right!

A: The intellectual policy is the greatness and wisdom of the Party. It is feasible to completely eliminate the ultra-left ideological trend and set things right. Strengthening stability and unity is conducive to the four modernizations, production has soared and enthusiasm has become more and more fierce.

B: That's right.

Implement traffic rules to reduce car accidents. Don't blame the police for fines when riding a red light!

B: Then who is to blame?

A: Comrade party member, a cadre, serves the public wholeheartedly. Rectifying the party's style of work and eliminating unhealthy tendencies have been praised by hundreds of millions of people.

B: That's right!

A: China has a vast territory and abundant natural resources. It can be mined anywhere at any time, enough for 10 thousand years.

B: There are plenty!

A: Oil fields and coal mines are common, with forests, trees and peaks. Gold, silver, tin, iron, tungsten, manganese and copper, they arch outward.

Oh!

A: Develop industrial science and adhere to self-reliance. There are creations and inventions, and all countries in the world shake!

B: That's right!

A: Agriculture should be diversified according to local conditions. As soon as the joint production remuneration is implemented, the output will be superb!

B: Yes.

My blood is boiling for the four modernizations. Everyone turned their hearts to Beijing and supported the decision of the central authorities.

B: That's right.

A: Develop culture and art and improve the level of creation. Workers, peasants and soldiers sing enthusiastically, and the lyrics are easy to understand.

B: That's right!

A: Xipi Peking Opera, Huang Er, an old man with a painted face in Tsing Yi. Singing, reading aloud, turning into expressions, basic skills should be excellent!

B: Of course!

A: Hebei Bangzi Opera,

B: How about that?

a； Singing is really good.

B: Really?

A: Pingju is more popular.

B: Ah!

The hall is too noisy!

B: Good voice.

A: Local operas in different provinces have different styles and genres. Learn from each other's strengths and be refined, and the tone is innovative.

Not bad.

A: Opera, drama, dancing and singing.

B: All of them.

A: Double treble and double bass, master the melody essentials.

B: Really?

A: The drum pendant is an immortal, and the rhyme plum blossom is JD.COM.

B: Listen.

A: There is a pavilion in Xihe Pear Blossom, and the drums are loud.

B: Yo-ho!

A: Besides, rehearsals require a lot of effort.

B: Of course!

A: Without the word taste, imitation is like a real scene.

Just like it's real.

A: Acrobatics comes from juggling. The parallel bars climb very high in the sky.

B: This is military.

Answer: Single-wheeled bicycle wire rope, the largest hanging pile!

B: Hang up!

A: Generally speaking, crosstalk is the best.

B: Crosstalk?

A: Everyone likes to listen to what suits both tastes and tastes, and they all like to listen to and watch music.

Not bad.

Listen to me, master worker. Production was overfulfilled.

B: Hey!

A: Every month, it's a full house, winning the first prize.

Oh!

A: Comrade Farmer Committee, come and listen to my voice.

B: listen to a paragraph?

A: There are plenty of grain, cotton and oil, and many varieties of vegetables!

B: Listen!

A: All PLA soldiers learn from Lei Feng.

Not bad.

Answer: Make new contributions to defend the motherland and practice your enemy-killing skills!

b； Hey!

A: Students often come to listen to me and study harder.

B: Of course.

A: I was the first in the advanced placement class, and my homework has always been excellent.

B: The more you learn, the better!

A: Business finance and trade system, dear brothers and sisters. The service attitude is really warm, and customers praise and respect it.

B: Yes.

A: Comrade princesa, listen to my cross talk.

B: Come and listen.

Answer: Manage public security, check hygiene, and pay attention to hygiene!

B: Hey!

A: Old retirees, don't forget to listen to my cross talk.

B: Come often.

A: Only when you are old and strong and younger can you enjoy the happy evening scene!

B: That's right!

A: It's the first time someone listened to me.

B: First time!

A: Praise me for being different.

B: Really?

He looks like a college student.

B: That's it?

What's the name of my hometown?

Where do you live?

Ma is a human being and was born in Beijing. 19 16 years old is a big dragon, weighing 92 kg.

Hello! Who asked you about your weight?

A: praise my superb art,

B: Great!

A: The names of experts can be matched.

B: Is this an expert?

A: You deserve the first prize, and the bonus will arrive immediately!

Are you going to accept this award?

A: Some people commented on Fengshan.

Oh, what about me?

A: The appearance is disgusting. Illiteracy idiot, I don't understand at all. Eating and sleeping all day, art can do nothing. Make a fool of yourself, you are a fool!

B: Me!

Shuanwa

Ma Zhao Peiru performance book

A: What about you?

B: OK.

A: I haven't seen you.

B: Alas.

Have you gained weight?

Me? Still the same.

What a good spirit!

B: Ah.

Zhao Peiru!

Hmm.

Your dad.

B: Well, don't be so polite. Why should I give it back to the elderly? !

I like you best!

B: Oh.

I like Zhao Peiru best.

B: Like me?

A: Smart, smart!

Hello! I'm stupid enough! I'm smart!

A: Among crosstalk performers-

B: Huh?

A: It's up to you. Your artistic level is very high!

Don't flatter me too much.

Oh, yes. Your cultural level is high!

B: what culture do I have?

A: Anyway, you are better than me. Much better than me. I think your handwriting is better than mine. You study more than me.

Oh ... can't you read?

A: Hi!

B: Do you know each other?

A: You can't say that you can't read. You can't watch too much anyway.

B: Oh. I have been studying for several years.

Oh, myself-

Hmm.

I remember, I'm really ... ashamed.

B: Why?

A: Especially compared with you, I am not as good as me.

Hmm.

A: It's still early. You say culture, art, social knowledge, and so on, all count, what kind of me?