English humorous sketches or dialogues?

Xiaoming, who likes learning English, is looking for opportunities to speak English day and night.

On this day, he accidentally walked into a foreigner, and he said shyly, "I'm sorry."

"I'm sorry, too." The foreigner replied.

"I'm sorry for three." Xiao Ming answered at once.

"What are you sorry for? "Asked the foreigner.

"Sorry five ..." Xiao Ming said.

A Chinese teacher and an English teacher often have contradictions, so they often look for opportunities to dig at each other.

One day, the enemy tried to bump into each other, but they were lovers. They cursed each other. The Chinese teacher took out a piece of paper for the English teacher to read.

It says, "Darkroom is full of Chun Zhu, and the pool counts one river coat". The English teacher couldn't help reading it and didn't understand it until halfway through. The English teacher thought: You call me a big stupid cow, a vegetarian and a monk. Listen, I won't catch you. I just heard a voice, so I didn't move. I also took out a piece of paper to show to the Chinese teacher. I couldn't help blushing halfway through reading, and my pride was gone.

Saw the screenwriter: peace war found (I fart).

3. The following horrible words were found in the English textbook of a junior one student:

Dad died, the bus mouse died, mom died, and I died.

The girl died, the girl died, and Miss Goose died.

Big shot is dead, Uncle Juice is dead, and the school is dead.

4.

Shaanxi people open restaurants in Chinatown, New York. The son is a waiter, the mother is responsible for collecting money, and the father is a chef.

One day, a foreigner came to the shop and ordered a set meal. In the middle of it, he smashed the soup bowl with a bang.

The son ran over to have a look and said, "The bowl is broken!"

The foreigner thinks, "A dollar, ..."

Mother came to see the sound. She saw a broken bowl on the ground and asked, "Who broke it?"

The foreigner thought, "Three dollars? ......"

The son said, "He called!"

The foreigner thought, "Ten dollars? ! ......"

Mom added, "I want to make another bowl!" "

The foreigner thought, "Happy? ! ? ! ......"

Dad was chopping vegetables in the kitchen when he suddenly heard the noise outside and ran out to see what had happened. In my hurry, I forgot to put down the kitchen knife.

Dad, five big and three thick, stood in the restaurant with a kitchen knife. When the foreigner saw it, his heart beat faster and his blood pressure rose sharply, but it was his words that broke his heart.

Dad said to his son who was scooping soup on the heating stove, "Be hot, hold less!" "

Foreigner: "Ten thousand? ! !