Buy food and make jokes

No matter in school or in society, everyone will inevitably come into contact with writing. Writing is a verbal activity that people express their ideas in written form. How to write a good composition? The following is the composition of jokes about buying food that I collected and sorted out. I welcome you to learn from it and hope it will help you.

at noon today, my mother was cooking in the kitchen, and I was in full swing, while I was doing my homework in the bedroom. "Daughter, help mom buy some green onions!" Mother's life is hard to violate, but I have to promise. But how can I know what green onions look like if I have never bought vegetables? But out of face, I didn't ask my mother. I started to "attack" the target vegetable market with 1 yuan money in my hand.

when I arrived at the vegetable market, shouts and bargains came to my ears. I looked like Grandma Liu had entered the Grand View Garden, looking around and hesitating. Finally, I found an uncle who sells green onions. But-but that green onion is too strange. Although it is green and white, as my mother said before, I just don't feel like it, but I can't say what it is. Inadvertently, I flashed my watch. Oh, my God! It's already 8: 4. Before I went out, I promised my mother that I would be home at 8: 4. But I haven't bought food yet. When I was in a hurry, I asked directly.

"Uncle, how much do you sell this dish?" I asked timidly, pointing to the so-called "green onion". Uncle's eyes rolled, and he didn't know what he was thinking. He said, "Eight yuan a catty is cheap." Did I hear you right? It's eight yuan a catty, and you even said you sold me cheaply! But at the thought of running out of time, I had to buy it. Reluctantly said: "buy a catty." "good." I handed the money over. Soon, my uncle weighed it, and I flew home without looking at it.

"Bang!" I knocked hard with my hand. "Hey." When the door opened, I immediately sat down on the sofa and took a long breath.

"here." I threw the food in the past and went back to my room. "Xiao Jie-come out!" Mother shouted angrily in the kitchen for some reason. "Why?" I said impatiently. "Look at what you bought?" Speaking, my mother brought out the "green onion". "Green onions." I answered casually. "Green onions, hum, this is the garlic sprout you bought!" After a sneer, Mom forced down the fire and said, "Where's the money?" One word woke the dreamer, and I forgot to ask my uncle to make up for me. I whispered, "That green onion, no-no-garlic sprout is eight yuan a catty. It should have given me two yuan, but time was running out. I came back with it and forgot to ask him to make it up, make it up and make it up to me." My mother couldn't hold back the fire any longer, and said angrily, "Garlic seedlings cost two yuan a catty. You bought me eight yuan a catty, and I was also weighed. Five seedlings are already a catty. Do you have any brains?" I really want to put you in my stomach and be reborn! " I was dumbfounded when I heard it, and I suddenly petrified. After that, of course, there is no shortage of bamboo-fried shredded pork that my mother "rewarded".