Tell a joke ~ Once upon a time, there was a mosquito that flew and stared! Fall in one place and raise your head with fierce eyes.

It is boring for students to work in CCB in the afternoon. A lady in shabby clothes (who must be mentally ill) came to his window and gave him a note to withdraw money. The note reads "I hereby send Comrade XX to your bank to withdraw RMB", followed by 1 followed by n zeros. The signature is * * * Central Office * *.

My classmate wanted to call the police, but when I saw that the woman with mental illness was very serious, I thought it was a bird's business to call security. (~ It is estimated that the security guard is also very idle) Sure enough, the security guard said to the woman, "If you want to withdraw money from this note, you must first go to the opposite police station to find the director to stamp it. After he seals it, you can withdraw money again. " The woman walked directly to the police station without thinking. My classmate thinks this security guard is really unusual, and he is usually a little underestimated.

About ten minutes later, when the number of customers in the queue slowly increased, the woman

When I came back, I held up the note and said, "They said that the office procedures have been simplified and you can withdraw money directly without the approval of the director." When my classmate heard this, he couldn't help but sigh: there are really experts in the police force, and a word was sent back.

My classmate and the security guard were both a little stupid at that time. There are many people in the business hall. I was afraid that her mental illness would affect the normal order, so I had to call the supervisor on duty. The supervisor talked with the female patient and asked what you were doing with the money. The female patient said, "Take money to buy bread, eat cake and buy clothes." The supervisor pointed to a place not far away, and the woman left happily again.

The security guard went to consult the "ingenious plan", and the supervisor said to the female patient at that time: "We are CCB here, and only by building a house can we withdraw money here. If you take money to buy vegetables, it must be vegetables. You have to go to the Agricultural Bank of China to buy clothes and other things. You have to go to ICBC to withdraw money! "

My classmates really admire you. After all, you are in charge! ! !

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After a while, the lady came back. And said with a smile: "The people of the Agricultural Bank of China said that this is the Agricultural Bank of China, and only farmers can withdraw money. I am an urban population; The people at ICBC said that we are a public bank here, and only the male can take it, but not the female! ! ! They said that I am a bitch and I want to go to CCB to withdraw money. "

Now my classmates, security guards and supervisors are completely dizzy. ......

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