Car-scrapping joke

I have no money recently and don't want to talk! Not car-scrapping! Don't call me for activities over five dollars. Every time I watch the news, I am so proud, so beautiful and so rich. You can either show the necklace or the steering wheel. You have many friends and are online 24 hours a day. You don't have to study or work, but you can be so awesome. A pair of shoes can support my living expenses for months. And where to play every day. Then, I can only look at you silently, take a dip from time to time and pretend to be in a circle with you. Really, I'm so tired. Anyway, I was urged to return my mobile phone. I'm going to move bricks