A joke sentence that satirizes ancient people

As the saying goes, "It's better to argue with the military men than argue with the scholars." In the life of ordinary people, it is common to call names when frustrated, but if it is placed on those ancient literati, we will never use our current "foul language." If they use it, it will not only be elegant, but also attract the contempt of "classmates and friends"

During World War II, there was a story about British Prime Minister Churchill, who received a small note at a meeting that attracted thousands of people's attention. When he opened the small piece of paper, it read "bastard". When he looked up again, he found that all the people attending the meeting were looking at him with eager eyes, as if they had recognized the words on the note.

Churchill showed his wisdom as British Prime Minister at this time, and also verified China's sentence, "Don't quarrel with scholars." Churchill said unhurriedly, "I don't know who wrote me a secret letter. Maybe it was written in a hurry. He only wrote his name, but forgot to write some of the most important contents. His name is asshole. "

In the era when scholars despise each other and pen and ink dance together, so do those literati who like arty. Open the imprint of history, in addition to the gorgeous and beautiful poems and songs they left behind, there are six "dirty words" that make people feel ridiculous after reading them.

However, these dirty words are written very well. If you don't understand the stories behind them, you may think they are used to praise people.

Humorous Su Dongpo

Whether it is the heroism of "river of no return, full of twists and turns", or the feelings of a drop in the ocean, it is the brotherhood of the bright moon, or the open-mindedness of rain or shine. Su Dongpo is undoubtedly one of the dazzling literary masters in China for thousands of years.

Su Shi's open-minded attitude towards life is rare in the world, but there are humorous stories hidden behind his many poems. The famous "Lion Roar" comes from Su Shi's teasing of his good friend Yao Chen.

But when it comes to Su Shi's most well-known story, it is the story of him and Fo Yin monk. Su Shi and Fo Yin hit it off at first sight and had a close relationship.

Once, Su Shi and Fo Yin went boating on the lake. They talked about Buddhism with great interest. Fo Yin asked Su Shi what he looked like, and Su Shi said, "I think you look like cow dung.".

Who would have thought that a generation of writers could say such vulgar things? But when it comes to Su Shi's swearing and not swearing, that's another story between him and Fo Yin.

That was when Su Shi was still in Hangzhou. Fo Yin came to Hangzhou to visit Su Shi, and they went boating together in the West Lake. Su Shi, who always likes to make fun of Fo Yin, has also played his own wisdom. Su Dongpo, full of poetry and painting, said that "dogs gnaw at the bones on the river" and then asked Fo Yin to make a bottom line.

Monks in Fo Yin are not only profound in Buddhism, but also rich in poems. If he hadn't become a monk, his literary accomplishment would have left a shining mark on the northern altar of the Northern Song Dynasty.

Isn't River a monk? It must be Su Shi poking fun at himself again. After a little thinking, Fo Yin got a poem "Water Dongpo Poetry". On the surface, it is praising Mr. Dongpo's well-written poems, and it is better to understand the meaning after careful reading. It turned out that Su Shi was scolded as dung.

Therefore, scholars should not be provoked, and exports hurt people. What's more, from the mouth of Su Dongpo, a great writer? The six most famous swearing words in history, one of which came from the mouth of this famous genius.

"The bald slave, practice te evil spirit. Hold fast to the top of Yunshan. " I was stung by a bitter yearning, and this time I paid off the debt of missing. It is estimated that Su Dongpo and monks have been enemies for generations and always like to make fun of monks.

This is still the appointment of Hangzhou. Su Shi left this hilarious "Walking on the Sand" because he caught a lecherous monk.

Poems of national subjugation

The flag was raised in the king's city. Where did my concubine know that? One hundred and forty thousand people were disarmed, and none of them were men.

One hundred and forty thousand people were disarmed, and none of them were men. This poem can curse all men in the world, and people who don't know its meaning will probably think that it is a poem about the return of soldiers after the war. Who knew that this poem came from a princess who hated her husband's incompetence and witnessed the country's demise?

The old country is unbearable, and the past has not changed. When the soldiers and horses of Song Dynasty went straight to Houshu Palace, Meng Chang, the master of Houshu who was intoxicated and didn't know where to return, was still in the extremely luxurious palace, drinking and having fun with the love of his sages.

The military power of the Song Dynasty won the important place in the middle of Sichuan, which is known as the land of abundance, with no effort. The Shu army, accustomed to extravagance and extravagance, had no fighting capacity at all, and it defected in the face of aggressive Song Jun.

After Song Jun rushed into the harem, the Golden Temple was ransacked and the high wall was a mess. Meng Chang, awakened by panic and screams, knew that he was destined to return to heaven, so he surrendered to Song Jun and gave himself an excuse for not committing war crimes.

Knowing that Meng Changjun's imperial concubine fee (also called Xu) is not only beautiful, but also brilliant.

When the imperial concubine, known as Mrs. Hua Rui, was escorted to Bianjing, the imperial city of the Northern Song Dynasty, she was eagerly summoned. It was under the witness of civil and military officials in the Qing Dynasty that Mrs. Hua Rui wrote this famous sentence with emotion.

Maybe she is unwilling, or maybe she doesn't agree with what Zhao Kuangyin, the master of the Song Dynasty, did, but her heart is still full of unspeakable sadness.

Kings of past dynasties always blamed beautiful empresses for the broken mountains and rivers and the country's demise. However, what does the demise of Shu have to do with her? It is the phrase "no more teachers" that vividly describes the resentment and hatred in her heart.

This old saying is still the same today.

There are two other sentences that are still used by us in Historical Records, which is the first time in the history of the 24th century. Sima Qian's talent can be said to have shocked ancient and modern times.

Many people probably remember the phrase "I have no plan". The banquet at Hongmen is the best time for Xiang Yu to kill Liu Bang. However, Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, was unmoved and let Liu Bang return to camp safely in front of his eyes.

This also made Fan Zeng angrily scold Xiang Yu after this sentence left.

We all know what happened afterwards. Xiang Yu's besieged Wujiang River committed suicide in the Battle of Gaixia. From then on, Liu Bang opened the prosperous time of the Han Dynasty for 400 years.

However, this sentence has been handed down, and the word "righteousness" has become synonymous with swearing. A generation of lean Cao Cao once called Sun Quan lean, didn't he?

The phrase "bath monkey wins the championship", which often appears in the text nowadays, is also inextricably linked with Xiang Yu.

This sentence is also from Historical Records, in which Xiang Yu's Biography wrote that "people say that Chu people take bathing monkeys as their crown". It doesn't matter who said this sentence, but it is also a famous saying of swearing without dirty words.

There is also a famous saying that is poetic, but it is not "scary" when you think about it carefully, that is, "summer insects can't talk in ice." This seemingly beautiful sentence is not a famous saying of swearing without dirty words. Describe those who are arrogant and arrogant.

And the last "famous saying" comes from the mouth of Confucius, a former teacher. I didn't expect that Confucius, who influenced China for more than two thousand years, was also very powerful. In the Analects of Confucius, "being old and not dying is also a thief." This came from his old man's mouth.

I didn't expect this sentence to be implemented as a punishment criterion in later generations.

Old people often say that in order to preserve the king's home, there was an absurd law that "people over 60 were buried alive", which made people sad.