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As a boy in a liberal arts class, I have no choice but to live among a group of rotten women … I am in contact with them every day, and I don't know if I can get out of this class normally …

Let's see what a real rotten girl is …

1

Rotten woman A is my deskmate. She is small and lovely, especially innocent and lovely.

One day, she was plugging in an MP3 headset, but she couldn't plug it in for a long time. I just wanted to help her, but she cut in. Then she whispered, "What is this? It's cool to plug it in like this! "

Walking away silently, I deeply realized what ugliness is …

2

Still rotten A…

That day, she was peeling oranges. She peeled it off completely and stared at it for a long time. I wanted to know what she was looking at, so I leaned down …

I saw her silently insert her finger into the hole in the middle of the orange …

three

Bad B, an introverted girl, is usually quiet, but she never stops talking …

I was bored that day, playing Tetris on my mobile phone. Bad B passed by and watched me play for a long time. Seeing a girl standing there watching me play, I was very tired and asked her, "Do you want to play?" She shook her head shyly and said, "No, I saw a Tetris fan yesterday, but now I see some feelings ... Hey!" " Don't look at me, it's down! By that, that ... "

I was stunned ...

four

I chatted with rotten C and asked her, "Do you really want to match men all over the world?"

She gave me a particularly affectionate look and sighed and said, "We are not happy that men don't engage in BL, but we are even more unhappy that men all over the world engage in BL ..."

I nodded, looked at her understandingly and said, "I think you are still normal!" " "

five

In our class, what makes MM most depressed is the computer in the class. The computer has two USB sockets, MM is often used to transmit things …

So, we can often hear this conversation …

"Hey, I have the latest XX. Do you want it? "

"Ok, pass it to me!"

"I plugged it in, don't plug it in yet!"

"I see, after playing for so long, I still don't know?"

Then they smiled strangely. ...

After listening to it, I was really curious about what they said, so I took the opportunity to ask and got the answer.

"Don't you know, this weakness is played too much, you can't be a threesome, and you will go into shock as soon as you come!" The two USB's of this computer can't be plugged together, and it will crash when plugged in. ...

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Or a computer ...

Our computer has reset settings, but there is a trick that I don't know who discovered. As long as you keep pressing the mouse when you turn on the computer, you can stop resetting.

A MM pressed it for a long time that day and it recovered. She said gloomily, "ah, it's a waste of time and useless!" "

At this time, rotten A passed by, walked up silently, handed something, and said, "Look at this ..."

Then click the mouse at the speed of light with an extremely ferocious expression when you turn it on, and then you succeed!

She finally straightened up, took a deep breath and said, "Look, you can't do it because you are not skilled. You are too experienced and very picky about foreplay! "

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Ok, now let's talk about my poor male compatriots!

As a liberal arts class, an eternal law is "Yin flourishes while Yang declines"! Our class firmly carried out this truth with the ratio of male to female of 15: 50! Then it is worth noting that 70% of the girls in our class are rotten women! It is doomed that we will be single until graduation! ! What? You said there was still 30%? Come on, you know, these days, beautiful women are either taken away or rotted away, and the rest of them are gay … but none of them are for me! Normal is either crooked melon and cracked jujube or defective personality …

In fact, that 70% is still a conservative estimate, and there may be some undiscovered underground parties in that 30%. After all, some people still like to keep a low profile …

Therefore, as a firm whole, we fifteen boys are resisting external erosion ... Our goal is to graduate from here normally! !

However, no matter how pure the society is, there will be scum, and * * * productism is still a distant goal ... In our revolutionary United front, there are still comrades who can't resist the blow of sugar-coated shells and have defected! Some boys have developed the habit of going to the toilet to find someone, and now they have found a fixed one ... Think about it, there is a boy who came all the way from another building ten minutes before class just to accompany you to the toilet ... How dare you!

I told you, there are many beautiful women among rotten women! ! They are depraved demons ~ Imagine that if you just grab a boy and hug him affectionately, a small dislocation will get a bunch of beautiful women screaming, and there will be many more opportunities to communicate with beautiful women. Why not? So, on that dark and windy night of self-study, I saw that scene …

At that time, male A and male B had a little dispute outside the classroom for some reason, and they were about to fight when chatting. At this time, A grabbed B by the collar. Suddenly they felt that there was something wrong with the atmosphere. Looking around, I found several pairs of eyes shining with cold light behind every pillar and every door. I don't know how many people are staring at them …

I don't know what they thought at that time, anyway, I wiped a cold sweat for them, especially when I saw rotten A scratching his chin with a wry smile at the door …

At this moment, the scene of breaking my glasses appeared! The man's expression instantly becomes soft. He gently pushed B against the wall and put his hands on both sides of B's head. At this moment, B seemed to wake up suddenly and began to push A's chest with his hand … At this moment, A's hand slowly slipped to B's hip … Just when I woke up to stop them, the bell rang! Thank God …

Sighs, disappointments and wails come one after another, and those creatures hidden in the dark come into the classroom with various expressions. When they passed by, they all looked like a bad smile printed in the same mold. That's cold. ...

When the two of them came in, I walked up to them with a serious face and asked, "Are you going to fall like this? You boy! Don't you like XX? What are you doing? "

At this time, A looked aggrieved and said, "Boss, you saw what happened just now. If we were not like that, do you think we could still stand here and talk to you like this? " Besides, she was watching it just now Can't I show her my man side? ""so that's it! " B was unconvinced and muttered, "No wonder you pressed me so hard just now, and XXX was still here, so you ignored me?" "Afraid of what? Don't you like weakness and I like attack? ""Yes, but don't you like being strong? " "yes! Wrong person, boss, I wish I had just pressed you! " "Press your head!" I couldn't help beating him up.

Hey, looking at the darkness outside, I really feel the confusion of the road ahead and the cold behind …

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Let's talk about our class teacher again. The head teacher looked at a great young man in the society from a distance, and recently he saw a middle-aged petty bourgeoisie uncle ... He has been in our class for a year and a half, but he always plays the fool. Our class will become so smoky, I think it has something to do with his class style.

Our class has a bad habit-sleeping in class, which is a common phenomenon. I can't help it. Everyone's "nightlife" is too rich. The old class teaches history, and he knows very well how to make most people in our class wake up in class. He often inserts anecdotes about the characters he talks about between lectures, such as the unknown past between Mao Zedong and Zhou Enlai, the abnormal relationship between Mao Zedong and Lin Biao ... Anyway, I feel that Lao Mao is the general attack in the mouth of the old class, and the Long March is the place where Lao Mao takes the harem for sightseeing. Even boss Jiang seems to be so opposed to Lao Mao because of love and hate ... The old class put a photo of Lao Mao and boss Jiang when they went to Chongqing to negotiate when making courseware. At that time, the old class looked at the courseware and sighed with emotion-"In fact, when standing with Chiang Kai-shek, Mao Zedong still looked very virtuous ..." Well ... it turned out that Chiang Kai-shek was the general attack in the eyes of the old class. ...

Because the old class is knowledgeable and well-read, he really doesn't know what he said … so his class succeeded in attracting the attention of all MM, and the excellent historical achievements of our class can't be said to be the result of his "teaching students in accordance with their aptitude" …

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Well, let's talk about the reasons for all this …

In fact, our class is very upright and normal. There is an undercurrent under the calm surface … all the changes are due to rot a! She is a turning point in the history of our class! She is a transfer student. Since she transferred here, somehow, rotten girls in our class have sprung up like mushrooms after rain! The underground party has gone from darkness to light. What used to be CJ has fallen, and what was not CJ has come back to life …

Rot A leads his companions further and further on this road …