Why not tell jokes at the seaside?

Because it will trigger a sea laugh (tsunami)

Yesterday, I went to the supermarket to buy condoms, and I met a salesman, who was a bunker.

I wanted to buy Okamoto, and then a salesman from Durex came to me and told me that Okamoto was not easy to use.

I asked why, and she said to me seriously, "Don't you think Okamoto is a little small?"

After hearing this, I paused and said silently, "hmm ... yes."

When you encounter such sales, you can only ... from ...

I went to the movies with my classmates a few days ago when I was free.

Just after buying the tickets, everyone is seated.

Found a cockscomb in front.

Because it was in front of the big screen, the classmate said to his buddy, "Dude, can you lean over?"

After the buddy leaned over, he found out: Nima! More blocked!

You, although I don't earn much and look average, are very attractive. Many people were fascinated by my image and temperament as soon as they saw me! You call me bragging, so I won't brag. You can ask if you don't believe me. As an anesthesiologist, I personally fascinated many people in the operating room of our hospital!

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