Degang Guo, are you under a lot of pressure? What is the sentence after climbing Mount Everest and sighing?

Climb to the top of Mount Everest step by step, look up at the sky and sigh: "How can I get down?" Yu Qian: "Your dream is quite practical." (There's no TMD in the middle)

KFC: "I said they wouldn't come to Kaifeng, so I gave them an English name. When I opened it, I wrote a K, sealed F, C and KFC, and hung up the big sign. Then I finished my grandfather's white beard and glasses, and hung them at the door according to the photos."

Degang Guo Yu Qian crosstalk

Guo. Thank you for giving me a personal applause.

Yu: applause from both of you when you go on stage.

Guo: The second clap is for you (applause from the audience). Thank you again for your applause. It makes me feel so happy when I say it.

Yu: Yes

Guo: We have cooperated with each other for about six years. If Degang Guo is this little bit,

Guo: I'm not finished yet.

Yu: Hmm

Guo: A single thread can't make a line, but a single tree can't make a forest. How many nails are covered in iron? Can we have today without help from others?

Yu: Don't dare

Guo: Take advantage of a treasure trove in Shanghai to thank my wife and thank him for his help.

Yu: Am I here or not?

Guo: I have you

Yu: Hey, talk about me

Guo: Without you

Yu: A

Guo: I would have been popular

Yu: Ah, I've been stirring this up, right?

Guo: Just kidding

Yu: Just kidding

Guo: Where can I leave you?

Yu: Yes

Guo: In cross talk, I am that A

Yu: Hey, I am that B,

Guo: I am a joke

Yu: I am a comedian

Guo: For example, I am a star in the sky

Yu: That.

Guo: I am the sun

Yu: You said it again

Guo: If I say insulin

Yu: What about me?

Guo: You have high blood sugar

Yu: You have such a great match

Guo: If I were Pleasant Goat, you would be Big Wolf

Yu: All the cartoons are out

Guo: I am <; < Apple >; >

Yu: what about me?

Guo: <; < Lust and Caution > >

Yu: Two movies

Guo: If I were an orange in Guangyuan, you would be Sanlu's milk

Yu: This would not sell

Guo: If I were Edison Chen

Yu: Oh, I am not Cecilia Cheung

Guo: You are the son of Nicholas Tse, and your name is Uncle

Yu: There is no such analogy. Li Er can't smile without crooked smile

Yu: Tu Li Er

Guo: It's good to smile

Yu: Hmm

Guo: Get rid of all the depression in people's hearts

Yu: Release it

Guo: Alas, actually, to be honest

Yu: A

Guo: I have a question in particular.

Guo: I'm afraid you won't be happy

Yu: Then ask if there is anything

Guo: The level is limited

Yu: It doesn't matter

Guo: I have a cold and you have a question

Yu: Oh

Guo: It's time to take the liberty

Yu: Hey

Guo: You're pretending to be ignorant and swearing, aren't you?

Guo: oh? Shanghai people also know this?

Yu: nonsense! Now promoting Putonghua

Guo: Oh, I'm sorry. Speaking some Beijing dialect has solved the case

Yu: There is no such question

Guo: Are you under any pressure

Yu: There must be

Guo: Tell me

Yu: Hey, for example, you have to produce new works next to each other every year

Guo. You have to work hard. You tell us these unhappy things, which makes us very happy. < P > What's the mentality? Pick up Le Er, right?

Guo: No, no, we are in the same boat.

Yu: You too?

Guo: You don't understand. Look at the platform. Sigh, it's dazzling, laughing and cursing.

Yu: Yes

Guo: It's all pressure.

Guo: Alas, it's not good to say that the audience scolds the street, but it's good to say that the peers scolds the street.

Yu: All scolds the street.

Guo: Good. Think for the people

Yu: Think for the people

Guo: You stand here and talk about cross talk and hope everyone likes you

Yu: It's all like that

Guo: You are still different from mainstream actors

Yu: Am I different from them?

Guo: Yes, you mean

Yu: That's A

Guo: All mainstream actors are genetically modified

Yu: Wow, and actors are genetically modified

Guo: You are different from them

Yu: There is a difference

Guo: It's so good.

Guo: Ah, it's a long story. Sometimes I feel that I can't hold it in my stomach.

Yu: You can also say it.

Guo: I'm under great pressure. I really want to show my value. I especially hope that everyone can help me and give me a love, and I will repay you for your one-night stand.

Yu: Nonsense. < p! You can't talk nonsense like this.

Guo: It's me ... help me for a while. I'm under too much pressure. I've encountered many bumps in these years. Fortunately, I've always been strong in my heart.

It's ok.

Guo: I'll lie down wherever I fall.

Guo: I've never got up, but I'm all down. Where I fell and got up

. You can't take advantage of whoever you catch.

Guo: Get up where you fell.

Yu: Make it clear.

Guo: Sometimes I can't sleep all night. Alas, I dream and travel long distances to climb the Himalayas.

Yu: I'm tired.

Guo: Climb Mount Everest.

Yu: The highest. ！”

Yu: Your dream is really practical

Guo: Thank you for your encouragement. Alas, at the beginning, I worked in restaurants

Yu: Oh, I also worked in catering

Guo: I opened a restaurant

Yu: Oh

Guo: The restaurant is called diligent

Yu: Yes

Guo: No. Why do families go to your house for dinner?

Yu: Be distinctive.

Guo: I was ambitious then, and I wanted to be the leader of the catering industry.

Yu: Too ambitious.

Guo: I will be the leader of Guo in the future. My hotel name is "Guo Lao Da Hotel"

Yu: It's hard to say.

Guo: After opening, I sat in the room and waited

Yu. I have a cataract in my eyes.

Guo: Look at these two people, I am so angry. I have a can of coke in my hand, and the coke comes out as soon as I shake it.

Guo: Stop it with your mouth, and the coke will go out along your nose.

Guo: Spit out water.

Where is that nonsense?

Guo: bam

Yu: The pressure is high enough

Guo: I feel bad

Yu: A

Guo: It's quite embarrassing. Wow (vomiting), what would you like to eat?

Yu: who else can eat here? !

Guo: He didn't say anything

Yu: Yes

Guo: Take off your shoes to remind me

Yu: Okay

Guo: Oh, you think I'm Bush

Yu: Hehe

Guo: Sichuan, Shandong and Cantonese dishes are all done, and I, am I going to get something that others don't have <

Guo: Henan cuisine is widely spread. I sell Kaifeng cuisine

Yu: Kaifeng catering restaurant

Guo: I make it full of foreign flavor

Yu: What foreign flavor

Guo: You can't write Kaifeng cuisine. Take the first letter of the English letter, open, k, seal, f, dish, C

. Take photos and hang them at the door

Yu: Is anyone coming

Guo: Not so many people come in for dinner

Yu: Yes

Guo: But I heard from KFC that they all came out to spit at me

Yu: Did you steal someone's name?

Guo: Otherwise, do real western food

Yu: What is real western food?

Guo: Old London, Zhajiang Noodles

Yu: I haven't heard of it. Does London go out of Zhajiang Noodles?

Guo: old Tansanik steamed and fried buns, and the chaos of old electroplating Nicia

Yu: electroplating Nicia?

Guo: What's your name?

Yu: Indonesia

Guo: Ah, I was wrong. I don't make money

Yu: I don't make money.

Guo: I sell pizza.

Yu: Oh, it makes money.

Guo: It's a loser.

Yu: It's too unrequited.

Guo: People who eat don't come in, they say.

Yu: well, people's land area is 3, Li

Guo: Ah, our Chinese civilization is 5, years old, it's called 3, Li, and my name is 5, years

Yu: People are fighting

Guo: It's called the bright moon

Yu: um

Guo: In order to fight, Ming, Ming is, "Ming.

Guo: Five thousand years in a day

Yu: At that time, you even had to pay for others

Guo: Why is that?

Yu: Why?

Guo: I was called by the police station. "Your restaurant is indecent."

Yu: Who helped you?

Guo: What should I do if I spend almost all my money in several restaurants and don't make any money?

Yu: hmm?

Guo: Oh dear, a friend told me later that you should sell some antiques and jade articles

Guo: This makes a lot of money, but selling food makes a limited amount of money

Guo: That's true

Guo: An antique can make a lot of money

Yu: It can make a lot of money

Guo: Oh dear.

Guo: There are many things

Yu: What?

Guo: This is my uncle's slipper

Yu: Hey

Guo: Pickled sauerkraut by my grandmother

Yu: Oh

Guo: My grandfather made medicinal liquor, which is very powerful

Yu: Yes

Guo: My second uncle drank it to death

Yu: A? You dare to sell this?

Guo: The formula of forensic autopsy is the same as that of arsenic.

Yu: It's poison, and others don't have it.

Guo: I have it.

Yu: What is it?

Guo: Uncle's ashes

Yu: Who wants them?

Guo: grab a handful and taste it.

Yu: Nonsense, is there anyone who has tasted the ashes?

Guo: Later people said

Yu: A

Guo: You want to dump antiques, jade and calligraphy

Yu: A

Guo: Shanxi, Shaanxi

Yu: That's an ancient city

Guo: Shanxi can't go

Yu: Is it?

Guo: I really went up there with a shovel to dig, dig, dig and dig into the small coal kiln. If I die there again, it's not worth Shaanxi, right?

Yu: Ah, it's

Guo: Shaanxi is very good, and the snack in Shanxi is called mutton in soup

Yu: A

Guo: I will wander in the ocean of soup in the future.

Guo: Xiali posted a BMW logo

Yu: Hey, nonsense

Guo: I'm creative

Yu: You

Guo: Xiali of BMW brand bought apples and ate them. I did it all. I drove out, and someone stopped me and slapped me on the window. I saw it. What is there to be beautiful about?

Guo: Your father's name is Yu Deshui

Yu: How fresh

Guo: Water is easy to run off

Yu: Oh

Guo: Put that jar on

Yu: What do you think of this?

Guo: This is what your father thinks.

Yu: Drink, don't talk nonsense.

Guo: Bang, bang, bang, Degang (turning his head) Degang

Yu: Hey! The two Degang met together

Guo: We have a very good relationship. We have forgotten our old friends and are like brothers and sisters.

In: hand, foot and mouth? ! Feelings of brotherhood

Guo: Foot-and-mouth disease

Yu: Huh?

Guo: get on the bus and slide a door to the co-pilot's place. "This car is too small and narrow."

Yu: Hmm

Guo: "Look at this space, too. Are there eight dishes and two bottles of beer here?" "Let it go" "OK, bam! ！”

Y: Did you throw up here? !

Guo: Look, he's not telling the truth.

Yu: A

Guo: There's a bowl of rice in here.

Yu: It's too delicious.

Guo: Open the door. He's gone.

Yu: Just for vomiting? ! Use your car as a trash can, right?

Guo: This man is so wicked. I'll clean up after he leaves.

Yu: A

Guo: No matter how much you clean up, you can't clean up.

Yu: Youweier

Guo: You can smell drinking from two miles away, so you were stopped by the police on the expressway. "How much you drink, your car is watching the top"

Yu.

Guo: it's not that I'm in a hurry. I have to hurry. Look at my car, zher, turn on the alarm, and engage engaged ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Yu: Let's go

Guo: The police are happy, come down, come down

Yu: No

Guo: Private people are not allowed to install this. Toot toot, I'm used to it.

Yu: A

Guo: It's not awkward to sit here, and the window is open.

Yu: um

Guo: EngengengEngeng

Yu: Calling yourself, right?

Guo: I can't speak when I shout to Shaanxi

Yu: I'm hoarse

Guo: I'm all purple

Yu: Hey

Guo: Oh, let's go buy something first

Yu: What's the matter?